BOO!!!!!

[brettdale]

There is a small airplane, that seats about three people, BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Terror level raised!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Thousands of people are told to leave the building!!!!!!!!!!! Mrs Bush has been taken to safety!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Oh by the way its a false alarm.

[Kikosexy2]

1. My boobs...

are ready to explode....Alert! it's a boobie trap!!! har, har!

[coloradodem2005]

2. Mr. Bush hides at his Crawford Ranch and milks a male horse.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wilms]

3. Geepers! You scared me there for a second!

:D

[ultraist]

4. Booga, booga!!!

:scared:




:puffpiece:

[ariellyn]

5. Grenade thrown AFTER Bush leaves...BOO!!!!

:eyes:

[ariellyn]

6. Number THREE Al Qaeda man captured (with vitiligo). BOO! n/t

[byronius]

7. MoreMoneyMoreMoneyMoreMoney! Everything's MONEY! BOOOOOO!!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Here's a Cessna 150.

It's not the one involved in the horrible, terrifying Terror Incident that caused the wetting of many pants in DC today, but you get the idea.



It's a little bitty airplane, seats only 2, can't go very fast or carry much fuel. It's kind of like a flying Geo Metro. But where Terror is concerned, we can't be too careful...

[ariellyn]

10. BOO! That damned thing hold TWO THOUSAND gal. of GASOLINE

...according to the "reporters" at CNN. :eyes:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Don't those maroons ever do any of the most basic research?

A Cessna 150 weighs 1,060 lbs. empty, 1,600 lbs. at gross takeoff weight, and carries 26 gallons of fuel. Yup, 26. They could have found that information on the Internet in less than a minute. But I guess 2,000 gallons sounds a lot scarier than 26.

[leesa]

9. Don't let that memo surface...don't notice the many deaths in Iraq over

the weekend...don't notice Bolton forced his wife into sex orgies...don't notice we have become a fascist state...etc.