MOUNTAIN BIKING MIDDAY ON WEDNESDAY . . .???

[stellanoir]

There is a ever growing nuclear threat from North Korea, the economy is in the toilet, 64 Iraqi's were slaughtered from five separate bombs, we've learned that not only was our casus belli totally bogus, but that it was a blatant and fabricated lie, our democracy has been completely undermined by corporatism, we're about to lose the last vestige of checks and balances with the fillibuster being decimated. . . etc. . .a terror alert resounds from our capital. . .causing all to scurry. . .and where is our fearless leader midday on a Wednesday. . .

MOUNTAIN BIKING IN MARYLAND . . . .!!!!!!. . . . ???

What's wrong with this picture? Discuss. . .

[Salviati]

1. From W's perspective?

Nothing. Eveything is going according to plan.

[Jara sang]

2. Anybody know where in Maryland? n/t

[flordehinojos]

3. did he know ahead of time, just like he probably did on 9/11, that there

was going to be a plane showdown at the whitehouse today and he wanted to save himself the further embarrassment of being pulled out to yet another bunker one more time?


with the bushes the possibilities are endless and all none too crazy!

[texanwitch]

4. Had to get the King George out of the way so Cheny can run the government

into ground and get some more of those no bid contracts for Halliburton.

[sweetheart]

5. Hump day... riding over the hump

He must have heard it on the radio and decided it was worth
biking over.

[snowbear]

6. "This job is hard.. it's haaaaaard"

:rofl: (remember that line from the debates?)

[Jacobin]

7. He'd been 'werkin hard"

over in Yurp, re-inventing history and pretending that after we defeated the Nazis that we should have joined forces with the remnants of the German army and taken Russia.

Fricking bozo

[stellanoir]

8. that coupled

with the media's lauding of Laura's extraordinary psuedo comedic routine of him.

Let's see. . . it would have been funny had she made fun of his weird eccentricities or something. But she made fun of him for being incurious (library joke), lazy (going to bed by 9 and that he could never "rid the world of tyranny" that way), incompetant (solving all issues on the ranch by chopping them down), and stupid (milking a male horse).

Sorry but that wasn't remotely funny to me. It was utterly pathetic and really sad.

[SmokingJacket]

9. Have you ever heard the phrase, "Bush was in a meeting at the time,"

or "Bush was in a conference with the president of Chuckmenistan at the time."

No, never.

He a figure head.

[driver8]

13. How about, "Bush was playing Donkey Kong at the time..."

or, "The President was having cookies and milk."

He is such an embarrassment to this country. I cannot believe that we got stuck with four more years of this imbecile.

[clem_c_rock]

10. The Neocons have to send their little mongoloid out to play

to keep him out of trouble.

This guy's always on vacation - there's a reason for it.

[DearAbby]

11. Well at least it wasn't listening to children read...endangering lives of

innocent youth...He was out showing his physical prowesses, and endurance MOUNTAIN BIKING OOoooooo!


By the way the reports claim that the Secret Service scurried up the President and placed him in the Car transported him immediately...What happened 9/11? Did Secret Service swoop into the class room and scuried the President to safety? No he sat there as Secret Service stood waiting for orders...Tell me what is the striking difference in each these events?

[clem_c_rock]

12. Oh what - you're talking about the NORMAL WAY OF THINGS

- The over 1000's of other NORMAL WAY OF THINGS that WEREN'T done that day?

[driver8]

14. I have always thought that it was weird that the Secret Service

did not enter the classroom and take the shrub out. I figured that would be standard procedure. Maybe they figured he wasn't in danger in the school.

[leesa]

16. They KNEW he wasn't in danger. It was very well publicized where he

was going to be that day and when. Any "terrorist" worth his salt would have gone after him. They knew.

[kentuck]

15. At the same time the story about bogus terror alerts....

was breaking, by Tom Ridge, a bogus terror alert was used to cover up the bogus terror alert story???

[kentuck]

17. Shit ! He had time to finish "My Pet Goat"...

Why even tell him at all?

[Gold Metal Flake]

18. Proof that he is simply a figure head, and not in the decision loop.

The logo on the war machine.