DC on terror alert - Chimp learns to ride a bike

[fryguy]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/11/evacuation/index.html

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At the time of the incident, Bush was on a bike ride with a security detail in Maryland, officials said.

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Wish I had a job that paid $400K+, came with a free 747, and allowed me to go bike riding in the middle of the day . . .

[Oreo]

1. Look for scratches on his face tomorrow

I'm sure he'll take a tumble

[evlbstrd]

2. Training wheels?

Greeeeaaaat.

[reality based]

3. Doesn't he wear knee pads? n/t

[fryguy]

6. only when he's (bleep)-ing cheney - n/t

[Marnieworld]

4. Presidenting is "hard work"

I know cause he told me so. He also needs lots and lots of vacations. Poor George.

[SmokingJacket]

5. This just pisses me off.

Even when he's in DC, he's not working!

I know, I know... when he's "working," he's not working.

[underpants]

7. Sounds a lot like pre 9/11 huh?

W does two things-raise money and constantly campaign.

I heard Sy Hersh on Democracy Now this morning saying W is Trotsky-ite, wants permanent revolution...or at least that's what the teleprompter tells W to say.

[applegrove]

8. Wasn't Chimp in a wilderness preserver? Perhaps that is where

he sleeps. So he doesn't interfere with Rove's important Oval Office meetings.