My new flag salute.... please add to it

[greenbriar]

I pledge allegiance to the wallet of the Republican Party of America and to the greed for which it stands.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. One nation under evangelists

With liberty and justice for the elite.

[Montauk6]

2. One Dominion, bigger than God

[LiberalEsto]

3. one corporation, under an Anglo-Saxon White Protestant God,

indefensible, with slavery and injustice for all, except for the rich.

[big peaches]

4. with liberty and justice for most. n/t

[Montauk6]

5. with liberties for just us.

[greenbriar]

6. that is

good

[The Animator]

7. I pledge allegance to the flag of the United States of America Inc.

And to the Republicans who make me stand...

One nation, under the opressive thumb of a right-wing diety.

With invisible liberty and justice for Haliburton.

God bless Murika

[Hobarticus]

8. One nacho, underpants, with licorice and jugs of wine for owls....

[LiberalEsto]

9. Back in the 60s-70s it was "I pledge allegiance to the bag

of marijuana. And to the public, that's always stoned, one nickle, or a dime, a little 'tea', and hashish for all."

:evilgrin:

[Hobarticus]

10. I love the classics....

:evilgrin: