How many things are FAKE in this adminstration???

[southernleftylady]

Fake cowboy
fake terror alerts
fake wmd
what else is fake?

[bryant69]

1. Fake Social Security Scare

Fake plan to fix social security (while stabbign it in the back)

Fake strawberries.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[AuntiBush]

132. Here, here! Agreed 100%! You called that right, bryant69!

Fake Compassionate "anything!"

[DrCorday]

175. Fake AARP "agenda"

Throwing words in people's mouths.

[12345]

2. fake president

[AuntiBush]

133. Welcome, 12345

:hi:

And you're absolutely correct - Fake Prez!

[In Truth We Trust]

140. Fake Election Results

Great post!!

Remember: Paper ballots NOW!!! Hand counts NOW!!!

[KurtNYC]

3. Fake town hall meetings

fake press conferences with fake reporters
fake ranch
fake vote counting / fake democracy
fake turkey

[Mugsy]

66. Fake rally's. Fake piety. Fake troop support.

You beat me to the "fake townhall meetings".

The staged/scripted campaign rallies with carefully screened supporters that sign loyalty oaths.

And fake piety, extholing "sanctity of life" while bombing women and children, and cutting social services.

Fake "support the troops" talking-points while trying to cut pay, benefits and services to verterans and soldiers in combat.

The list goes on and on...

[DrCorday]

171. Also all those stupid bumper stickers...

That read "Support the Troops" that they buy religiously at their local RiteAid, followed immediately by arrogantly attaching said bumper stickers to the back of their excessively large, polluting, gas-guzzling (and frequently foriegn, but not always) vehicles. The said attachment is then followed by ignoring the whole process.

Also, there's of course the final step: doing nothing (in the slightest) to contribute personally to the war effort. No enlisting, donating to charities, scaling back use of expensive goods the military needs (gas) and refusing to allow the memory of the fallen with photos.

Even so far as to advocate lowering taxes. To think there was a time when people rationed their consumption for the sake of the war effort, and volunteered their time and money to the nation's campaign.

[12345]

4. fake news releases

this is fun...

[KlatooBNikto]

5. If you start searching for a single authentic act or idea you will have

a hard time finding it.

[FreedomAngel82]

48. I know this is cliche

but it's like hunting for a needle in a hay stack.

[liberal4eva]

83. hey! not true!

......he is completely authentic with his tax cuts for the rich!!

[DrCorday]

173. ...but fake about the "small businesses."

Who apparently benefit from the tax cuts. Also fake about "economic stimulus," which, unlike Bill Clinton, still hasn't delivered.

[lectrobyte]

6. fake turkey

and a fake AirForce 1 encounter with a British airliner on the way to do the fake turkey

[Oldtimeralso]

124. fake turkey

The fake turkey in Iraq, or the really fake turkey in the oval office?

[moobu2]

7. Fake compassionate conservative,

Bush is neither compassionate not conservative

[lectrobyte]

8. fake crotch shot aircraft carrier landing

[Festivito]

61. fake carrier landing, photos, and signage.

That carrier stopped within sight of land, taunting those soldiers wanting to go home. Pictures made certain no one saw land from the ship. Bush was not the pilot of the plane.

Those troops had been out longer than any at that point, and he had them taunted and extra day for his fake photo op.

Some one else noted the "Mission Accomplished" sign which they tried to deny WH involvement until we found the WH did order it.

[Stephanie]

78. DU documentation >

Some of the image links are defunct, but the rest is still there:

Bush Blatantly LIED Today
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=606903

[thecrow]

160. AH! FAKE Mission Accomplished sign!

They tried to pawn it off on the ship's crew when it was actually from the WH.

For that matter, why on earth does he have all those FAKE backdrops at speeches?
And remember the photo op with all those fake made in USA boxes that were actually made in China?

Argh.

[mopaul]

9. the truth behind nine eleven is fake

[moobu2]

10. Fake Christian

[EVDebs]

107. And deluded.

http://www.endtimeinsights.com/site/v2_3/

Book End Times Delusions shows that the 'pre-trib' rapture eschatology is really Jesuit (Ribera, 1500s) counter-reformation device designed to throw off Protestants from seeing the Papacy as the antichrist, which Reformation preachers like Luther, Zwingli, and many others, believed Daniel 9 and Revelation showed.

It's amazing how this Catholic/Jesuit version of the end-times has been foisted upon gullible Protestant denominations.

BTW, the futurist doctrine as this Jesuit eschatology is called, requires there be a Third Temple in Jerusalem and that the Al Aqsa Mosque be removed and replaced by that temple. This virtually guarantees conflict in the Middle East. Couldn't be more satanic if they tried.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Everything but the pain and suffering they've caused is fake.

[AuntiBush]

135. You can say that again and again, sadly, sadly so!

[devilgrrl]

12. Fake grenade...

two dimwitted daughters with fake degrees.

[goclark]

100. Fake "perfect" marriage

Fake press that he and Condi have a thing going - NOT!

IMO it's just a cover for Gannon in the WH.

[Stephanie]

13. Fake WH press corps reporter

[Stephanie]

14. Fake "ranch"

[natrat]

15. fake elections

[lectrobyte]

16. movie-prop fake ranch, fake cowboy accent and walk

[Stephanie]

20. Fake accent!

Comes and goes, depending on the audience.

[peekaloo]

17. Fake democracy

[TreasonousBastard]

18. You notice they don't have a slogan...

like most other Presidents have had.

I keep thinking of the button I had back in the 60's:


The Great Society

Bombs
Bullets
Bullshit


(Pretty much sums up these assholes in there now.)

[marmar]

19. It's the Truman Show presidency...

unfortunately we can't leave the theater laughing at this one!

:scared:

[malmapus]

21. Fake service records

..

[MaineYooper]

22. wouldn't the converse be easier?

how many things are HONEST in this administration?

(much shorter list to compile)

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. Fake press conferences

[sinkingfeeling]

24. Fake weather in Crawford when dumb dumb fell off the bike.

[mtnester]

25. It would be easier to list the things that aren't..let me start

...uh...well

OK, that's it!

[barb162]

90. his name is George, wifey's name is Laura, after that it gets clouded

[mopaul]

26. fake homo sapien

chimpmanzee

[lectrobyte]

27. fake Jessica Lynch rescue

[fighttotheend]

28. Fake "MORALS"

[leftofthedial]

29. fake war on terra

fake job creation

fake 9-11 attacks

[Johonny]

30. But

the people that vote and support all this fakeness REALLY scare the #@#$* out of me.

[fighttotheend]

32. I know read this email that was sent to this website(dontblameme) Scary

..Sent: Saturday, March 12, 2005 2:57 AM
To: [e-mail]
Subject: You Lost - Get Over It !
You lost get over it !
Be thankful. If it wasn't for Bush you wouldn't have any gas to drive around in your little green Subaru flipping Hummer drivers off and an Iraqi terrorist would have your wife on her knees giving a Hummer.

The free people of Iraq Thank You for loosing !

[Johonny]

38. Man

"This guy's married and I can't get a date."
Tom Servo

[FreedomAngel82]

143. Wha?

Giving a hummer and loosing?? :crazy:

[Ripley]

197. Fake Morals.

Fake Religion.

[BringEmOn]

31. Fake Diety

[Flying Dream Blues]

80. OMG, that one needs a hurl warning...almost lost lunch! n/t

[DemBeans]

33. fake wife

That chain-smokin', pill-poppin', boyfriend-killin', tart-spawnin' Laura lectures us on morality is laughable.

[suegeo]

179. Who tries to pass herself off as a working woman...

She worked as a librarian for what, 3 years, so that is suppose to give her keen insight as to what a women with 10 times the amount of work experience is going through?

Plus, how could she be a real librarian and stand by while her fraud husband cuts library funding and allows the national guard to snoop through what citizens are reading?

Goons and thugs, Laura. You are married to an insane clown capo.

[southernleftylady]

34. fake patriot

[unhappycamper]

35. fake intelligence

[12345]

40. did you mean the double entendre?

[unhappycamper]

41. nice catch.

[amazona]

36. it would be shorter to list what is real

Real--

* really does roll over and go to bed drunk at 9 P.M. rather than fulfill his marital duties


Real--

somewhere in Crawford a stallion is missing his splooge

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[JHB]

37. ...uhh, all of them, I guess

:banghead:

[Cleita]

39. It's all a fake sit-com that they stage for the part they want us

to believe. The reality is behind locked doors and drawn drapes, the reality they don't want us to know about, the reality that puts us in danger.

[demgurl]

42. What isn't fake?

So many things are fake with this admin that is hard to fathom what might be real, if anything.

Jessica Lynch
Voting
Media
Democracy
Constitution
Freedom
Reasons for going to war
The toppling of Saddam's statue
Weaps of Mass Destruction
His leadership
Separation of Church and State

And the list goes on. This just makes me sick.

[wiggs]

43. Fake Pat Tillman story. nt

[wiggs]

44. Fake Iraq reconstruction. nt

[Festivito]

69. fake Jessica Lynch rescue.

Turns out she was in hospital guarded by ??DANGEROUS?? nurses and doctors.

[wiggs]

45. Fake medicare cost esimate nt

[wiggs]

46. Fake "steward of the land"

[wiggs]

47. Fake "uniter not divider" and thanks for the thread nt

[southernleftylady]

53. your welcome lol..

[Joey Liberal]

115. Yes, Great Thread!

Thanks:).

[paineinthearse]

49. Fake journalists

Williams, Gallagher, Cuckert, Jones.......

For latest story, see http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3636458&mesg_id=3636458

[understandinglife]

50. fake 'mission accomplished'

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3632200&mesg_id=3633421

www.missionnotaccomplished.us

[Triana]

51. Shorter List: How many things are NOT fake in this maladministration?

?

[smartvoter]

68. I was going to say the same. Real things would be a shorter list. nt

[unblock]

52. fake elections

[gordianot]

54. Fake ex-Marine Journalist

[southernleftylady]

55. what does it mean to be voted for?? nt

[paineinthearse]

60. Congrats on making it to the "greatest" page

:headbang:

[paineinthearse]

62. Correction...Congrats on making it to the HOME PAGE!!!!

I was checking another story and found this:

How many things are FAKE in this adminstration???
Posted by southernleftylady
Added to homepage Wed May 11th 2005, 02:26 PM ET

Fake cowboy
Fake terror alerts
Fake wmd
What else is fake?

Discuss this topic (60 responses)

:headbang: :headbang:

[southernleftylady]

77. Ok i want a DU tshirt or something ;) lol nt

[Kurovski]

56. George: Fake laugh

Fake non-concern with polls.
Fake sobriety?

Administration: fake support for the troops and veterans.

[Brooklyn Michael]

57. Fake "News Reports"

[wryter2000]

58. Fake science

He's messed with science every way he could.

[harlinchi]

59. Fake power crisis last summer with a fake energy bill solution.

The transmission crisis, however, is real. It was to have been addressed by the 'broadened' energy bill which is fake.

[Parche]

63. fake

Fake Mother
It is really Rush Limbaugh in drag

[Kurovski]

65. LOL

But that's not true, Rush is prettier.

[manly]

64. fakes

Fake president.
edit:Just saw the same comment early on in the list. Sorry for the dupe.
But it's so obvious.

[wiggs]

67. This has makings of letter to editor, to KO, to Rhandi, etc. nt

[rndmprsn]

70. it starts with bushboy and works all the way down to...

the rethuglican congressional janitor, no offense meant to any good janitors either...just trying to say they are ALL full of shit.

[Brooklyn Michael]

71. Fake Intellectual Curiosity

[Festivito]

72. fake attack on JEB's life. (Some prisoner called it in.)nt

[shugh514]

73. Fake answers

from "fake" bulge in back of suit

[Kurovski]

76. Welcome to Democratic Underground

shugh514! :hi:

[tinrobot]

74. Fake, fake, fake, fake fake...

The only thing that's real is the suffering this planet has to endure because of their charades.

Hopefully, a true republican's words will come back to haunt them:

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

Abraham Lincoln

[Festivito]

75. fake WH & AF1 trashing reports from faker Ari Flakesure.

[Stephanie]

79. Fake Terror Alerts

Remember the fake alert to distract from Kerry's convention speech success? They took four year old computer files and called it an imminent threat and locked down midtown Manhattan. That's just one.

[Flying Dream Blues]

81. Fake

compassion
religion ...see my sig line
sobriety ?
environmental concern
concern for our country
concern for anyone but the rich
reasons for war
smile
sanity

too many to list...so many have already been said.

[ktowntennesseedem]

82. I'd give you a complete list, but...

my computer memory is limited. It won't let me type a document that large.

[liberal4eva]

84. oooooh, where do i start?

fake "3rd man on the terrorist most-wanted list".....

fake compassion......

fake (and utterly useless) policies: no child left behind, clean air act, healthy forest... good thing most americans are completely robotic followers!

[Cobalt Violet]

85. Fake "HorseMilker"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DemonFighterLives]

138. I'm glad you touched on that

I was going to mention the fake masturbation.
:blush:

[LosinIt]

86. Pickles' Orgasms??

oh gawd, just make him stop!

[dxstone]

88. AH HAA HAAAA!

THAT'S GOOD!!!

GREAT THREAD, sllady!!!

[ck4829]

87. Let's just make it easy

Let's make a list of the things that are REAL.

I guarantee you that it will be a very short list.

[Bouncy Ball]

89. FAKE TEXAN!!!!

:grr:

DAMN ASSHOLE POSER. He's about as Texan as I am Pakistani.

[Kurovski]

91. Fake "Valerie Plame leaker" investigation.

[lies and propaganda]

92. fake heterosexuality....

he hasnt touched pickles in years,a nd she made sure to let us all know that just a few nights back.

[Kurovski]

99. I almost posted that one

but I was waiting for Jeff Gannon to return my call...

[lies and propaganda]

114. hes already at my house :) crazy bulldog.... nt

[Kurovski]

117. Then pump him for information

about the cheerleader-in-chief's preference.

[earth mom]

93. Fake Social Security "Crisis"! nt

[Kurovski]

94. Fake concern and support for "small business"

Or as president nit-wit says; "entrepreneurs."

[Kurovski]

95. Fake concern for the family farm.

Unless your family name happens to be "Libby".

[tea and oranges]

96. Fake Heterosexuality

[Kurovski]

97. Fake business reform.

[southernleftylady]

98. wow! i never thought this thread would get this many hits :) woohoo go me!

:D lol

[Griffy]

201. Fake surprise!

oops.. got carried away!

[southernleftylady]

234. lol goof! lol ;) nt

[outrage]

101. It's completely fake, but all's I wanna know is

who was Jeff Gannon/Guckert blowing at the white house? Inquiring minds want to know...

[PKG]

102. Fake orgasms

You know Laura does.

Edit: Whoops, saw it above.

[Kurovski]

103. But George is asleep by nine

and Mrs. Cheney and Laura are curled up on the divan reading "Our Bodies, Ourselves", or some such thing.

When does she get the chance to fake a big "O"?

And does she really WANT to arm-wrassle big butch Jeff Gannon for George? Would you?

[Kurovski]

104. Fake ability to lower oil prices.

Said L'il George, circa 2000: " If I were president I'd get on the phone with OPEC and talk those prices down!"

Or is he faking that his ability to lower the prices is fake?

[OneForLuck]

105. let's face it folks..............

he's just an ass.... right down to the tips of his fake cowboy boots.

[Ilsa]

106. Fake bulge in flightsuit on Commander Codpiece. eom

[IChing]

108. Fake Clean Air Fake Healthy Forest.

[countryjake]

109. Fake "New Democracies"

Anti-U.S. Riot Turns Deadly in Afghanistan May 11, 2005
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4999059,00.html

"Police fired on the protesters, many of them students, trying to stifle the biggest display of anti-American anger since the ouster of the ruling Taliban militia 3 years ago. There were no reports of American casualties, but the violence left four dead and 71 injured in Jalalabad, a city 80 miles east of the capital, Kabul."

~~~~~~~~~~

Meanwhile, our soldiers for "freedom" were forced to scurry back to their bunkers to take cover, as thousands of demonstrators all over Afghanistan voiced their opinions of America!

[Democracy White]

110. Fake American

Don't know if someone did that already

Dee

[Stephanie]

111. Fake debate performance - fed answers by earpiece

[jmcon007]

112. Fake election (2) Laura - fake orgasm (probably)

[Joey Liberal]

113. Fake Secretary of State

[Kurovski]

116. Fake Yale graduate.

Fake Harvard graduate.

(George)

[Generator]

118. Fake human

Reptilian shape shifter from another dimension. At least Cheney.

Bush is too hokey dumb to be anything other than what whatever he is and whatever he is, he's nothing THAT interesting.

[DrCorday]

174. Some say a robot!

I've heard people explain that Cheney is actually a robot whose human counterpart died in heart attack #1. Doubt that too, though.

[Kurovski]

119. Fake "workers" at a speech

covered up " made in China" stamp on boxes in background of said speech.

[Kurovski]

120. Fake protesters during Florida recount.

They were political minions shipped in to halt recount.

[Kurovski]

121. Fake interest in "State's Rights".

[Kurovski]

122. Fake interest in banning abortion.

If they out and out outlawed abortion, they would lose the majority of Americans, since the majority ( Republicans included) believe it should not be illegal.

That includes Pickles and mama Bush.

[Kurovski]

123. Fake "Free Speech" zones.

[VOX]

125. Fake No Child Left Behind, Fake Clear Skies, Fake Healthy Forests...

Whatever BushCo says it is, it is in fact just the *opposite*. Every damned time.

[IChing]

129. hey that was mine except for the child I left behind

[VOX]

206. Sorry. Many duplicates in this thread. But they bear repeating.

Over and over.

Cheers -- :toast:

[GreyPilgrim]

126. Fake (Texas) Accent

[Catfight]

127. Fake Uniter

[VOX]

128. Fake "wrinkle" in back of suit jacket.Fake pretzel-choke. Fake bike spill.

100% FAKE.

[babywatson]

130. What's fake?

Well....everything. Is there anything that he's ever said that is? Bush lies just to lie. He lied about knowing Ken Lay, even though it was well-documented and known that he was friends with him! I think it's first nature to him to lie, whenever he can.

[AuntiBush]

131. Fake National Guard Records & Flight Pilot!

Fake "Re-Born" Crap! I mean, 1 week and wa-laa, he's reborn!
Fake Presidental powers.
Fake Christian! <---- The worse.
Fake Uniter!
Fake Rancher! Really a New Englander.

Oh, this list should be super-long.

[Kurovski]

211. regarding that "born-again" fakery...

For being born-again, George sure showed a distinct lack of compassion for Born-again Karla Fay Tucker, whom he not only put to death, but mocked as well.

[AuntiBush]

134. Fake Reasons for going to WAR & Fake ANTHRAX Threats to Dem's

Fake 9/11 IMHO
Fake Anthrax to Dem's after 9/11.

Everything about this administration is a pharse = FAKE!

[spooked]

136. Fake Thanksgiving TURKEY in Iraq

Fake Fake Fake

[DemonFighterLives]

137. At the top of my fake list

Fake cowboy, fake christian, fake 911 terra attack, fake think tank, fake UN representative, fake reasons for war.

[Maru Kitteh]

139. FAKE NATIONAL GUARD RECORDS

bastard.

[sakabatou]

141. Fake "fair and balanced" news...

[Hailtothechimp]

142. Fake 'Did I just see Air Force One?' story. n/t

[go west young man]

144. Fake clean air report in wake of World Trade Center Disaster...

They told people the air around the site was ok to breathe. The EPA has since verified that it gave out misleading information. Many of those people that were there to serve after the fact may now develop serious health problems and possibly die as a result.

[In Truth We Trust]

145. Fake as in Fraud, as in W, as in George W FraWd

[In Truth We Trust]

146. Fake economic reports and jobs reports

George W FraWd

[In Truth We Trust]

147. Fake opposition party- f**king dinos

[Beelzebud]

148. You'd be better off making a list of things that are NOT fake.

[agincourt]

149. Well at least the hair is real,

unless he's had hair tranplants.

[ScreamingMeemie]

150. FAKE VALUES!!! FAKE MORALS!!!!

:puke:

[Kurovski]

151. Fake desire to capture Osama bin Laden

[Kurovski]

152. Fake campaign stories against John McCain, Al Gore

[Kurovski]

153. Fake "Speedboat Veterans for Truth".

[wherewingstakedream]

154. Fake compassion

They have utter contempt for the American people and all people.

[Kurovski]

155. Fake insouciance.

Condi: It's just a historical document.

DeLay: It's just the liberals picking on me.

[Kurovski]

156. Fake tears.

After 9/11 people were questioning Bush's delayed, detatched, lack of emotional response ("that's some bad pilot") to what had happened.

Within a day or two George appeared on the TEEVEE, forced out a couple of tears, and exited stage left.

[Kurovski]

157. Fake war against drugs.

Despite our occupation, Afghanistan has returned to expansive poppy production.

Making drugs cheap through legalization will not serve this administration well for a variety of reasons.

[Kurovski]

158. Fake coalition of the "willing".

[thecrow]

159. FAKE Political ads

Remember the one where they photoshopped in the same picture of soldiers over and over?
Pffft. The whole Smirk is FAKE!!

[go west young man]

161. Fake non-coup in Venezuela.....

in thier 2002 attempt to removed Chavez. (a decorated former cop and true man of the people) they opted to help thier oil buddies and when exposed denied any involvement whatsoever. Of course they are still not trying to get rid of him as we speak.

[Kurovski]

162. Fake cheerleading event on the ruins of WTC.

George is speaking and a plant says "We can't hear you!" Which is interesting because George has a BULLHORN and the plant does not.

George responds with the following narcissistic PNAC threat "I can hear you and soon the whole world will hear us!"

A cheesy Karen Hughes/Peggy Noonan line if ever I heard one.

[DrCorday]

172. AGH!!! Fake "never forget"

AGH

[Kurovski]

163. Fake interest groups

Like "Moms for Butterflies and Puffy Clouds" that are actually fronts for corporate interests.

[Robworld]

164. Fake history

http://www.dumdumgoestothecircus.com/

[Knight of Ni]

165. Fake victimhood...

"WAAAAAAH!! Those mean Democrats will only confirm 95% of our judges instead of a full 100%! They're such OBSTRUCTIONISTS! WAAAAAHH!"

"WAAAAAAH! The media is too liberal, even though we control almost all of it! WAAAAAAH!"

"WAAAAAAH! The Democrats want to block our judges! Why are the Democrats so against Christians? WAAAAAAH!"

[Knight of Ni]

166. Fake "Crises", period!

n/m

[thecai]

167. ALL Fake; Counterfeit, Farce, Fraud, Misrepresentation...

...describes this administration and it's "base" ("the haves and the have mores").

[DrCorday]

168. Mandate?

Has anyone mentioned the whole fake "mandate"?

[DrCorday]

169. and also... fake homeland security department

I mean honestly, what the hell do they do?!! And why can't the Department of Defense handle "homeland security?"

I always thought the term "homeland security" is a somewhat Nazi way to say the word "defense." Anyway, we have a whole fake cabinet department right there.

[DrCorday]

170. Crap! Fake Healthcare reform.

Let's ram through tort restrictions to pay off our insurance stooge buddies and call it "lowering the price of health care."

[msrbly]

176. Fake secret service at SS pep rallies

[mmonk]

177. what a hoot

:rofl: :smoke:

[ArmchairMeme]

178. Fake upon fake upon fake

Another fake terra alert yesterday dutifully reported by the corporate news media as they watched people "run in fear for their lives"

Fake presentation to National Press Club last year about fake WMD with fake laughter but lots of disdain for Americans who bought in to all the fake warnings leading up to the war, the war to bring fake democracy to Iraq!

:crazy:

[Lasher]

192. Fake career 'working' in the private sector.

Arbusto Energy, Spectrum 7, Harken Energy, Texas Rangers.

[ooglymoogly]

180. FAKE BRAIN......basta !!!!!!!!

[go west young man]

181. Fake following the Geneva Convention and fake pretzel story!

[DoBotherMe]

182. Fake Tbilisi Celebration

[lonestarnot]

183. Fake turd!

[Griffy]

202. no.. he's a real shit! nt

[lonestarnot]

215. Do turds come in diarrhea?

[Straight Shooter]

184. Fake you, george w. bush!

Fake hair color. He changes hair color like Imelda changed shoes.

Fake medical condition (what are his prescriptions?)

Fake reasons for facial lesions.

Fake State of the Union address, fake documents to support faked SOTU, fake comment about checking SOTU line-by-line.

[wherewingstakedream]

185. Fake crowds

at fake popular toppling of Saddam statue.

[ProfessorGAC]

186. Georgie's Fake Education. Georgie's Fake Prior Successes

He has as many valid credentials to be president as my dog.
The Professor

[southernleftylady]

187. OMG ... look at this thread go ;) also check out my whats "real"

about this adminstration thread.. not nearly as many hits ;)

[wherewingstakedream]

188. Fake service in the military and fake "war hero"

The chimp got his privileged butt in a champagne unit, never left the country and deserted his unit.

[RedstDem]

189. Real Death & Destruction, Real Torture

Real Money Down The Drain

Everything Else Is Fake !

[Griffy]

203. .. and fake sadness and compassion at above..

grrrr :mad:

[wherewingstakedream]

190. Fake town hall meetings for Fake Social Security reform

the ultimate goal is the total destruction of Social Security.

[WhiteTara]

191. fake news reports

fake diplomats
fake negotiations
fake news reporters
fake speeches
fake debates
fake town hall meetings
fake religion
fake budgets
:argh:

[Lasher]

194. Fake military medal.

Bush wore an Air Force award that he did not earn.

http://www.bluelemur.com/index.php?p=276

[WhiteTara]

198. Hi Lasher

welcome to DU!
:hi:

[wherewingstakedream]

193. Fake Jessica Lynch POW/MIA story

[lostnfound]

195. Fake 9-11 Investigation. nt

[lostnfound]

196. Faked resignation of democratically-elected Haitian President Aristide nt

[carnie_sf]

199. Fake christians

[Ian_rd]

200. !!!

Spectacular thread. So good, that I've stolen it and began making it searchable at the Republican Dictionary.

Don't forget:

Fake investigations into torture.

[wherewingstakedream]

205. Hi Ian_rd!

Welcome to Democratic Underground! :hi: :toast: :bounce:

[Ian_rd]

208. Thanks!

Thanks! I'm already having a ball. This community is HUGE! :grouphug:

[catzies]

209. Like your site, and welcome to DU, Ian_rd!

:hi:

[johnlal]

204. Fake Secret Service agents at Fake Town Hall Meetings

Fake concern for Terri Schaivo and her family.
Fake reverence for the Pope and the Catholic Church.
Fake "Swift Boat" Veterans.
Fake witnesses who can confirm GWB showed up for duty.
Fake "concern for daughters" to explain why he didn't disclose his DUI.
Fake made for TV movie about his heroism during 9/11 attacks.

[moobu2]

207. Fake Cessna over Washington/Terror alert- pilot was a bush republipuke

Who just happened to campain for *.

Bunch of Fake asses.

[VaYallaDawg]

210. REALLY fake press secretary. eom.

[go west young man]

212. Fake bugging of the United Nations in run up to the Iraq war.

[Kurovski]

213. Fake "death tax" debate

Many thousands of un-inquisative Americans believed their two bedroom $90,000 homes and $30,000 life savings were protected after death from government plunder.

Its real goal was to promote "Old Europe" style royalty here in the good ol' US of A for about 2% of Americans.

[Kurovski]

214. Fake threats to marriage.

Homosexuality? Not unless your wife finally realizes she's always had a thing for Katy Couric. Unfortunate for you, but that's her personal business.

The real threat to marriage is poverty, which makes this administration the greatest threat to the institution and sacrament of marriage since Herbert Hoover.

[Kurovski]

216. Fake conservatives.

They are extremists, to be polite.

Most true conservatives have bailed out of the administration. Christie Whitman, John O'Neill, and others.

Will conservatives rise up to re-claim their hi-jacked party? Stay tuned.

[Kurovski]

217. Fake decisiveness

As has been established by the facts, they are self-serving "flip-floppers" extraordinaire.

[Kurovski]

218. Fake machismo

Administration full of squaking chickenhawks. George may milk horses, but he never actually rides them.

[Kurovski]

219. Fake financial relief for 9/11 victims.

Sign away your right to sue, and Bush would give you a few thou.

sign away your right to sue, and lawyers won't go investigating the administration's possible culpability.

[Independent_Liberal]

220. Everything about it is FAKE!

[Kurovski]

222. Too vague.

[Kurovski]

221. Fake antipathy toward lawyers

They LOVE 'em!

George was the first to run to lawyers in Florida recount.

James Baker, the third or second or whatever, bloviated and expounded non-stop for poppy's l'il George. James Baker is now representing AGAINST the 9/11 families.

These people in their business lives wouldn't kiss their mom's on Mother's Day without the advice of a lawyer.

[Kurovski]

223. Fake claims to victory in war on terror

Muammar Qaddafi "laying down arms" is widely reported as one such victory.

BUT, for many years Muammar has wanted to resume trade and shake off those pesky lawsuits from the Pan Am flight 103 bombing.

The administration was more than happy to trade the families of that tragedy and grant Mr. M some back and forth for a little fake good news.

[Kurovski]

224. Fake world terrorism report.

Was it Colin Powell who further distinguished himself a couple of years ago by "inaccurately" reporting that terrorism was at its lowest rate in 34 years?

He backpedaled, but what's that Twain quote about a lie making its way around the world and pants?

[Kurovski]

225. Fake anti-filibuster

Fake sense of responsibility.

[Kurovski]

226. Fake argument defending Tom Delay.

"Everyone does it."

Really? I'd like to see one high school kid get away with phoning in a fake terrorist threat, let alone the entire Senate.

[Kurovski]

227. Fake call to respect Muslims

after 9/11.

This said after threatening Afghanistan with "a carpet of bombs" for not knuckling under to oil industry demands months before 9/11.

This after building military bases on or near Muslim holy sites, which under this administration is continuing at a multi-billion dollar clip.

Osama bin Laden has said that is the reason for the antipathy to America, and oddly enough, I didn't hear that from Paula Zahn.

[Kurovski]

228. Fake "They hate our freedoms."

Muslims hate our freedom the way Tom DeLay hates a pay-off.

They want us to leave them alone, they want us to stop supporting murderous dictatorships like that in Saudi Arabia, They want us to stop plundering their resources, and they want us to stop desecrating their holy lands

[countryjake]

229. Oops, posted in the wrong place! But you've nailed the biggest Fake of all

The whole premise behind their "war on terror" is a lie, to disguise what our real foreign policy of the past thirty years has been!

[countryjake]

230. Fake Purple Hearts...as in those "bandaids" worn at RNC last year!

That little smear-stunt used to try and drive Kerry into the ground proved to be one SERIOUS misfire, as it insulted and demeaned every single soldier who ever has won the medal!

[DanCa]

231. You aint a cowboy

Fake cowboy, fake religious rhetoric fake first lady.
Fake heart or at least their not using theres.

[donkeyotay]

232. Better than the Official F* You thread after the 2nd stolen election

100% pure fakery. This junta sucks, but that's the only thing that's real Fake budget. Fake solvency. Fake currency. Fake corporate integrity. Fake, fake, fu**in fake. Fake overseas accounting. Fake stocks. Fake accountability. Fake from A to Z.

THANKS! That felt great.

[Kurovski]

233. Fake draft

Or the "backdoor draft" as John Kerry has pointed out.

[The_Casual_Observer]

235. Fake education reform. "no child left behind"

a total fraud that hasn't done a god damn bit of good.

[Kurovski]

236. Fake Global Warming report

Huge swaths of the document redacted by valiant protectors of our beleaguered oil companies, prior to the report's release.

[go west young man]

237. Fake Abu Gharaib interrogations as they try to pin it all

on General Karpinski without any acknowledgement of blame for themselves and thier desecration of the geneva Conventions. How many other countries will now use the U.S example and start torturing our troops when they are captured? Did they give this any real thought?