I'm gonna have to buy a bottle of vaseline... I'm getting F****D so much!

[BigBearJohn]

By this administration

Sorry for the vulgarity -- but boy am I pissed!

[cybildisobedience]

1. They make a K-Y gel with "warming elements" now

[tridim]

4. Highly recommended BTW

* uses it when tossing off horses.

[cybildisobedience]

8. you made me do a Danny Thomas spit-take

[Swamp Rat]

2. "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

[catnhatnh]

7. You're one scrooby dude...

...who really knows where his towel is at!

[fujiyama]

3. It's more of a gang rape

We're all feeling it.

[DearAbby]

5. Yeep, Being screwed with no foreplay...bend over and grab ankles!

[XemaSab]

6. They make special lubes

for THAT sex act.

Vaseline is way outdated.... corrodes latex, isn't water soluble.

[SpiralHawk]

9. Tell us how you really feel, Bear

Don't hold back now.

[BigBearJohn]

12. Oh, you made me laugh. Thanks!

[rabbit2484]

10. No you know how petroleum jelly got its name

At least gas price wise

[Vektor]

11. Always use a water based lubricant!

Petrolatum and oil based lubes harbor bacteria and encourage infection!

I recommend Astroglide.