PLEASE keep bush at HOME!

[mopaul]

jeezuz i can't take the embarrassment any longer, don't let bush travel to meet dignitaries and ambassadors and prime ministers ANY MORE! let's just keep the fucking embarrassment at home at least to try to repair the damage he's already done.

can't we find any better representative than our own embarrassing president?

[earthboundmisfit]

1. Well, there's our equally embarrassing Vice Prez & Secs of State & Defense

And we're workin' on John Bolton, who may top them all...
They're not just embarassments, they're INSULTS - to both their hosts and to our country.

[Kerrytravelers]

2. Let's brainstorm who else we can send.

cheney? No, he has fashion issues...
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I43195-2005Jan27

condi? Too scary...



laura? Stepford wife supreme...





laura won't go. She can't leave * and condi alone together...

[mopaul]

3. I say we send Rip Taylor

at least he's funny

[Kerrytravelers]

5. Marginally funny. Maybe. On a good day. He's also a freeper.

<http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donations/Rip_Torn.php> But at least he's not a * donor.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Everytime he's on TV, I remember that

other people in the world see that shit and I just hang my head in shame.

I want to scream HE DOESN'T REPRESENT ME!!! I WANT A PRESIDENT WHO HAS MORE THAN THREE BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER!!

Especially when he does that UBER-embarrassing thing where he tells a lame joke and then does that hissy laugh and he's the only fucking one laughing. Dear God. Kill me now.