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Dob Bole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:12 PM
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If Clark has pissed in your cornflakes...
Do not worry. Your candidate will get to be secretary of transportation, or chief of staff, or head of the wildlife and fish service.

Brouhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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CentristDemocrat Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:12 PM
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1. lol
If Dean plays nice he might get HHS Sec.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:13 PM
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2. It's that kind of comment
that wins supporters for Clark...yessirreee
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:15 PM
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4. Tell me about it....
I am banging my head against the desk as I type...The behavior of some of my fellow Clark supporters is most unbecoming, imho.
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:17 PM
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8. Do you really believe they are Democrats?
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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:27 PM
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16. Good question
since clark only proclaimed he was a Democrat two weeks ago.
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Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:42 PM
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19. Yes, only the Greens are ideologically pure enough to be Democrats.
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Dob Bole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:16 PM
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5. It's a J-O-K-E
Clark may very well end up as chief poo shoveler. But at least he'll be in the administration.
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diplomats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:23 PM
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13. Chief poo shoveler sounds like a great job for Bush
BTW, I got your joke, too.
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Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:16 PM
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6. It ok.
The percentage of people with absolutely no sense of humor is so small that Clark can afford to lose their support.
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CentristDemocrat Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:17 PM
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9. lol yep (nm)
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:22 PM
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12. Clark can't afford to lose ANY votes
No candidate can.

And he'd have a fit if he saw what some of his 'supporters' are posting here.
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diplomats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:25 PM
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14. Um, I think all the candidates have much better things to do
than worry about what their supporters say on DU.
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Pepperbelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 05:14 PM
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22. Real similar to the onslaught of smear ...
by Deanies against Clark. It makes it real easy to support the Doctor if he manages to pull off the nomination. Seems to me as though you are certainly ignoring bad behavior from your side but what else is new?
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Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:15 PM
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3. Thanks
Things just weren't stirred up enough around here. :spank:
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:17 PM
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7. It's gonna be a looooong
Edited on Thu Sep-18-03 04:18 PM by HFishbine
four months. You seem pretty confident Clark is in for a perfectly smooth ride right to the top of the charts. On the other hand, if there are some bumps in the road, you just might need the empathy of democrats who are currently more enthusiastic about other candidates.

Maybe you should reconsider the effects of such posts.
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Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:21 PM
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11. It's not that Clark is such a great candidate,
it just that when the opposition draws its support from people who are too obtuse to recognize an obvious joke, you don't have to worry about much.
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:26 PM
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15. Maybe
you over-estimate your comedic abilities.
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diplomats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:33 PM
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17. Brian's not the one who posted the joke
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Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:45 PM
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20. Let's just suppose for I moment that I DID post the original joke.
The comedic abilities behind the joke have no bearing on how obvious it is that it was a joke. The fact that the post is a joke is obvious to anyone that doesn't have a stick up their butt. It was kind of funny too.
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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:20 PM
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10. Mmmmm. Cornflakes.
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 04:39 PM
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18. Mmmmmm. Urine.
Edited on Thu Sep-18-03 04:39 PM by NRK
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mcaverly Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 05:04 PM
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21. We do NOT need this kind of post
Your local librarian says shhhhhhhh!!!!!x(
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 05:15 PM
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23. Some Clarkies seem to awfully hypocritical
they find this funny but when I made a joke in the Mt Rushmore thread about Clark their sense of humor evaporates.

Huh...go figure.
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Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 05:50 PM
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24. The only person over there with his nose bent out of shape is you.
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