Where the hell is MY small print?!?!?!

[annabanana]

Is there a lawyer in the house that could write up some boilerplate for me? You know, along the lines of "if this product falls apart before I finish paying for it, I can deduct the full purchase price from my credit card bill" or, "sending me this item I've ordered online implies that the vender has read and approved the following conditions of the sale: (followed by two pages of teeny print that flashes before the sellers eyes....that finishes up with "conditions are subject to change without notice")

C'mon.. write ME up something!!



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