And the sign said Democratic voters need not apply...

[snowbear]

..So I tucked my Kerry '04 button under my coat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding Repug, I think you'll do
So I took off my coat and I showed him my button, "huh, me preaching with you!"

woah!

Chan, Chan everywhere a Clan
Blocking out the Democrats breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you join the Clannnnn?

And the sign said anybody caught voting Dem would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the pulpit I and yelled at the pastor, "Hey! what gives you the right"?
"To put up restrictions to keep me out and to keep Republicans in
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda sinner"

Chan, Chan everywhere a Clan
Blocking out the Democrats breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you join the Clannnnn?

~~~~ :kick:

(sorry, but that song has been in my head since this story broke) :grouphug:

[tridim]

1. Perfect.

Good work!

[katinmn]

2. That really fits!

:kick:

[DanCa]

3. Awesome parody

So I said hey minister can you tell me
Why I need to be a republican to get a seat
No you can't walk no you can't eat
You aint supposed to be hear

You put up a fence to keep the peace makers out
Yet to keep the war mongers in
If god where here he'd tell it too your face
You must be some kind of sinner.

[DawnneOBTS]

4. There is a street...

in DeLand, Florida, where appparently they "don't allow any Democrats to live on." My mother found this out while volunteering for Kerry's campaign-she can't remember the name of the street, but I'm sure that if asked the good freepers of DeLand will come forward and proudly exclaim their love and affection for W. It's time we publicize all of this shit.

[Swamp Rat]

5. I hope nobody spills a bucket of red paint down that street!

:)

[earth mom]

8. Make that blue paint...and lots of it!

:evilgrin:

[snowbear]

6. Take the last train to Waynesville....

..and I'll meet you at the station
you can change your voting status
to a Republican registration..

LOL... Somebody STOP me.. :rofl:

(hey Dan.. thanks for adding a verse to that parody!) :applause:

[DanCa]

7. Your welcome how is this

No problems
Howabout this one.
Fristians good gawd yall what are they good for.
Absolutely nothing hey hey.
Fristians are the enemy of all that I despise
Because they mean the destrution of innocent lives
The Fristians cannot give life but they can only take life away
Destruction and confusion who wants to die?.

[racaulk]

9. Hey larissa and DanCa...

:yourock:

Awesome parodies! Thanks for the laughs!

:rofl:

[sandnsea]

10. I like that!!

I added it to my blog post on this subject. We're getting alot of google hits on that post, give them a little more food for thought.

Hope it's okay.

http://www.lightupthedarkness.org/blog/default.asp?view=plink&id=844