so, Jennifer Willbanks was about to marry a "born-again virgin boy"

[matcom]

:rofl: according to MSNBC (remember, i'm off CNN) ;)

sorry. too fucking funny. she was afraid of the inexperienced "mystery-member"

again, :rofl:

[senseandsensibility]

1. God, what fresh hell is this?

Kindly satisfy my morbid curiosity, since I have boycotted all corporate media since the selection.

[matcom]

2. apparently, our little John has a "God is my co-pilot" license plate

born again "virgin" who sleeps with a bible in his pants :rofl:

seems to me that she didn't want to "downsize" :rofl:

[senseandsensibility]

4. OMG

Well, at least the story is starting to get entertaining now.:P Before, it was just pathetic.

[blondeatlast]

6. Sleeps with a WHAT in his WHAT?!

You can't make this stuff up, I know--but, but, but--he ADMITTED this? In public?

[MuseRider]

3. Yes me too.

Mystery member? Really?

[Submariner]

5. Her boyfriend said she sleeps over at his house, but they are "PURE"

and have not had sex. I heard it during the Sean Insanity interview.....and yes! I took a bath afterwards.

[madrchsod]

7. really matcom --you are making this up---

thru the day you post some amazing articles,ect... really, you were smoking and you dreamed this up....

[matcom]

10. MSNBC says: he is born again and a "born again virgin"

the bible shit and the license place are my words but the rest is stated as reported

[blondeatlast]

12. New York Post link below. nt

[progressivebydesign]

13. I think Born-again virgin means he USED to do it.. but he's pure now! n/t

[blondeatlast]

8. That's it--THEY threw propriety out the door. I say we

PILE on these ridiculous uses of DNA.

Oh, for pity's sake--too funny.

[Kingshakabobo]

9. I figured as much.

I can spot a Jesus freak a mile away with that stupid smile and eyes that look like there is nothing behind them.

[blondeatlast]

11. Get a load (pardon the pun) of the NY Post story--

CHASTE-Y RETREAT :rofl:

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/43576.htm

[wildeyed]

15. She was "chaste away"

:rofl:

[progressivebydesign]

16. Wonder if her brainwashing is complete yet? sheesh! n/t

[flamingyouth]

14. I'd run away too

:scared:

[tanyev]

18. I'm thinking her big mistake was in coming back.

[Blue_In_AK]

17. Always my suspicion. n/t

[DanCa]

19. I think

The pigs are just trying to scare people out of divorce. That's the only thing I can figure out. This kind of crap belongs in the enquirer not on my news screen where I expect professional reporting.

[Shopaholic]

20. I say Jennifer was about to marry someone totally not in touch

with his sexuality! I would have bolted too!

[graywarrior]

21. You can't sew or glue your virginity back on

I know. I tried. Silly born agains.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. On the wedding night

Will she be singing "It's A Small World After All" ??


:rofl:

[Bluebear]

23. He was saving himself for Sean Hannity

"Is Sean going to come see me? That'd be awesome" said he on the very day his fiancee was found. :crazy:

[mitchum]

24. My sympathy for her has now increased immeasurably

He's just a tool, isn't he? Probably, a wee one...

[BringEmOn]

25. Family members and farm animals don't count

That's referred to as "edjacashun"

[Catherine Vincent]

26. He lost it once he found out she was okay.

He asked if Sean Hannity would interview him...or something like that. He was so excited, his love for Hannity came gushing out. That's not normal.