Another conundrum for the end timers.

[Cleita]

Remember that Jesus was resurrected and his mother, Mary, was taken bodily into Heaven and I suppose resurrected too.

Anyway religious teachers say that Jesus and Mary are corporal and could wander the earth if they so desire. Apparently, according to some of the saints, they have appeared on occasion to the faithful. So if you accept this religious teaching as true, that means in order for Jesus to be reborn to fight the anti-Christ, I think he is going to have to die somehow first.

If he is in fact, immortal and corporeal, how is this going to happen?

O8)

Just another product of my demented mind that has had too much time lately to think about these crazy things.

[ComerPerro]

1. Because he's Jesus, that's why

That's really the disconnect with fundies.

Any time you present contrary information, such as flaws with a literal interpretation of the Bible, they say "God can do what he wants"

[noamnety]

2. The plan ...

Jesus and Mary wander the earth in the form of grilled cheese sandwiches until they are consumed with the love of god (and some fries).

Then the raptors come.

[havocmom]

4. I'll have the turkey on wheat

:rofl:

[jobycom]

3. Willie Nelson is Jesus, and he's pissed at the Texas legislature

For all sorts of reasons.

Paris Hilton is Mary. Only Catholics believe she stayed a virgin.