national Prayer: Dear God(s), please save me from your followers...

[liberalitch]

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. Reminds me of a bumper sticker I see regularly.

"I love Jesus. It's his followers I can't stand."

It's a wonder that car hasn't been run off the road around here.

[Jade Fox]

3. How about this one from the movie "Saved!"....

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[DrDebug]

2. Please save us from *, Blair, Dick, Rummy, Condi, Berlu etc. etc. n/t

[jojo54]

4. LOL

Jesus, our Saviour..........George, our Dictator

[DanCa]

5. To the Fristians

To quote Stephan Smith

"I am the American you never wished existed. Everyday there's more of us that wont get enlisted. To fight your wars abroad for fraud the way you work for satan in the name of god Misreporting, distorting and contorning words . First I came in peace now i got a sword? Attorney Generals jerking off men with dollar bills to keep us seperated and the prison filled," -Stephan Smith Taiking Aim
Slash and Burn

[Pithy Cherub]

6. Kneels and utters a fervent: Amen!