Is Jeff Gannon really Ann Coulter?

[dancingme]

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i8151

And the latest Ganews

"Alleged gay escort Jeff Gannon (né James Dale Guckert) has been taken a lot of heat passing himself off as a White House reporter. But there has been an upside.

Gannon says that some of his harshest critics - "radical gay activists" - have actually come on to him.

His detractors shed their convictions "like a sweater on a hot day," Gannon says in the new issue of Vanity Fair.

The born-again Gannon refused to talk about his sexuality with reporters David Margolick and Richard Gooding but says, "Did I know sin before I knew salvation? You bet! But my life was heading in the right direction. What's interesting about this is now I'm being punished for things I left behind."

Gannon also hints at doing secret work for which he needed White House security clearance, although he refuses to elaborate: "My history isn't exactly linear."

And more Ganews
http://tbrnews.org/Archives/a1554.htm

[bryant69]

1. My History isn't exactly Linear?

What a great quote! Where is that from?

Bryant
check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[tanyev]

5. He's able to circumvent the time-space continuum?

Coooool.

[arikara]

2. Classic satire... hilarious!

Read it and rate it.

Welcome to DU, dancingme!

[dancingme]

4. Thanks!

I've posted for about a month. Just had to start a thread with that title.

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. "now I;m being punished for things I left behind"

typical "I'm such a victim" garbage. I have to admit, this guy seems to be a combination of idiot and secret agent, and I don't get it.

www.cafepress.com/showtheworld

[AllegroRondo]

6. No, Ann has a larger penis.