So basically Laura said George was giving a hand job to a horse

[soupkitchen]

After all, if your milking a male horse what else could you be yanking on.
Sounds about right.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Yep.

Milking that poor male horse until he had something in the bucket.

Ick. NOT a nice visual.

[burn the bush]

6. actually Georgie just got caught JimmyJeffin the horse and pretended he

was milking it. He's so stupid that Laura believed him. The horses name was Nucular Explosion.

[WI_DEM]

2. She also said she was a "desperate housewife"

because W is asleep by 9pm rather than looking after her needs--if you know what I mean.

[rurallib]

3. And George was TOOOO STUPID to know it !!!!!

How did they ever have kids??? Or .......

[mopinko]

4. franken said yesterday

can you imagine if i had made that joke? really. he referred to it as a joke about "wanking a horse"

[stellanoir]

5. and the whole country was supposed to think that it's

funny that he's incurious (library reference) and incomptent (solves all problems on ranch by chopping things down.)

IT"S NOT FRIGGING FUNNY AT ALL THAT THIS IDIOT IS THE ALLEGED LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

IT'S A TRAGEDY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS !!!

Sorry for yelling .I guess I haven't had my morning dose of Kool Aid today.

[Ready4Change]

7. Yah, but it's a common ranch joke.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Just like Bunnypants!

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. My favorite was 1st prize is a 3 day vacation at Kennebunkport

with the Bushes. 2nd prize is a 10 day vacation at Kennebunkport with the Bushes. :rofl:

Another thing she forgot to mention about milking the male horse was that he stayed the course till he filled the bucket. ;)

[NYCGirl]

9. You must've seen that gag in "Kingpin" — although that was a bull. NT

[AllegroRondo]

10. Letterman did a great take on it last night

he spliced together Laura's speech introducing * at the Rebup convention last August, with footage of the audience laughing their asses off. Very nice work, actually.

[zbdent]

12. Jeez, I didn't know that Tom Green movie

was a thinly veiled documentary . . .