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Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 07:11 PM by Dr_eldritch
As you all know, Bush** will be adressing the country via press at 8pm EST tonight.
In order to endure the inarticulate blathering, I humbly suggest a drinking game tailored to his speech.
For this game you will need;
-An alcoholic beverage of choice. Preferrably Tequila or Vodka as the anaesthetizing effect has a more rapid onset- but any beverage containing alcohol will suffice.
(For you non-drinkers, any ol' vice of substance will do - but don't overdo anything.)
-Extra water. It is always wise to have bottled water available to mitigate the effects of alcohol and keep one's self hydrated. It will also be handy for other purposes as will be described later.
-One small shovel or spade per person. (see below)
-One extra television.
-Compact Heavy object.
-Paper towels, glass cleaner, bucket, sponge, heavy duty rubber gloves. (Be sure to keep the bucket in a position where anyone can get to it.)
The Rules:
Have you drinks ready at hand and turn on your favorite 'news' channel to whatch the President.
When the president mentions any of the following key words, have one drink. (the amount is at your discretion)
- "nucular"
- "Terra-ist"
- "WsMD"
- "ownership society"
- "atrocerocity"
- "Saddam Hussein"
- "North Korea"
- everytime Bush Smirks
- or any other single word you'd like to work into the game.
Special actions for the following:
If Bush** makes threatening overtures about Iran or Syria; Shout "Invasion!" and take a drink from someone else's glass.
If a member of the 'press' asks a particularly fauning question, or makes a point to support **'s talking points: Quickly remove your sock, roll it into a ball, yell, "softball!" and throw it at another drinker who then must drink.
If Bush makes a statement about "bringing democracy to the world/{other nation}, the first person who reaches the bucket may hurl gratuitously into it. Everyone else must drink.
If Bush uses a term Like "clear skys", "getting to the truth", or "healthy forests" to describe a program or action whose effects are exactly the opposite; put all drinks down on a table and count them until everyone in the room agrees there are four drinks on the table. The game may not continue until consensus is reached.
If the President** "answers" A question by changing the topic or just outright lying, use the shovel to pantomime a digging action and then throw the contents of your glass at the tv.
Everyone else drinks while you use paper towels and glass-cleaner on the screen.
If the President says, "I'm a uniter, not a divider", hurl heavy object at the screen, repeat until screen is destroyed while everyone else must continue to drink.
Replace with spare TV. Use heavy gloves to clear glass.
Have fun!
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