Caption Contest

[CoolOnion]

Dubya defends Gannon/Guckert's White House visits, describing the journalist's outstanding attributes

[Sanity Claws]

1. He looks like a cardboard cutout in that photo

Was the photo photoshopped? It doesn't look real.

[CoolOnion]

4. He always looks unreal!

Here's the original, from AP
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20050427/D89NVR4G1.html

[whistle]

2. ...and his Shillong is this big!!!!

[Career Prole]

3. The Mass is ended, go in peace. n/t

[rzemanfl]

5. "So if we build these refineries on abandoned military bases,

the oil for them will just appear out of nowhere."

[Kerrytravelers]

6. "He made me hollar this much. More than Laura (hehehe)."

Followed by an odd silence and crickets chirp[ing as chimpy giggles to himself.

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Is he doing that God-awful dorky hissy laugh he does

when no one else is laughing?

I get SERIOUSLY embarrassed when he does that. More than normal.

[Kikosexy2]

7. My deficits...

are as big as my ass--sets.

[ourbluenation]

8. Where is Osama Bin Laden?

[ourbluenation]

9. Now Laura, I'm gunna ask u 1 more time...where is the damn remote?*

* This is my 16 year olds' contribution.

[Sparkly]

10. "I always fergit which one's ma handle and which one's ma spout."

[jeff30997]

11. Burp !

[dbonds]

12. "Then I shoved a hand up each of their asses

and said 'We are not through here yet'"

[radfringe]

14. HOOOOO-DOGGGY

never did see anythin so, umm, errr, ummm, so, ya know - youmongass

[elehhhhna]

15. Clue in the background....

SBA. Sucks Bush Admin?

[mahina]

18. Sucks Bush something, starts with A...

rhymes with class.

[mahina]

16. Repeat after me: It's All Clinton's Fault!

[mahina]

17. I. Wadn''t. In. On. Any of it.

Cheney said he would take care of everything!
What do you people want from me? They kept me in the dark and fed me bullshit, thought I was a damn mushroom. Sure I like the limos n stuff, but shit damn, it's about time we quit playing. I'm done.
Back to the ranch. Cheney can run things from the cellar just like usual. Takin my toys, going home.

[mahina]

19. I so wish I could read the small type in the background.

What makes me think it says mindnumbing Orwellian stuff?

[BringEmOn]

20. S.B.A. Spread the Blame Around

everywhere but where it belongs...
When all else fails, it's all Clinton's fault.

[Straight Shooter]

21. Perfect.

Brilliant.

:toast:

[expatriate]

22. "Sing along with me - how SWEET to be an IDIOT!" n/t

[VOX]

23. "These brush-clearin' hands are gonna clear out Schoshial Shecurity."

"Whoa, did Ah say 'clear out?' Heh heh heh heh...Ah musta mis-spoke -- Ah meant t'say, 'fix.' Hell, y'all kin trust *me*, cantcha?"