How to Talk to Your Kids about Gay Prostitute Fake Reporters in Govt.

[mopaul]

hell, i don't know how to talk to your kids about such unseemly and illegal activity, that's your business. but as long as it's a republican administration that it's occurring under, and not a democratic one, little johnny will never even hear about it anyway.

but, if this had happened under that scoundrel and 'sexual predator' bill clinton, just how o' how would you have explained it to the children? i get vaporish just thinking about it.

[sabra]

1. Rush has the answer, lets ask him...

[Goblinmonger]

2. It's all because of the blowjobs n/t

[iconoclastNYC]

3. Very funny....begs a parody web site.

"Won't someone please think of the children?"

[Inland]

4. Thank goodness the MSM shields us from any anti-Bush facts.

Not only do you have nothing to explain to your children, but Bush has nothing to explain to you. Good all around, right?

[Beetwasher]

5. The President Has Needs, Just Like Anyone

Mommy and daddy get their needs fulfilled from eachother, but the President has a wife who is too stoned out on drugs most of the time, and besides, just doesn't do it for Mr. President, so Mr. President has to get those needs fulfilled elsewhere, that's where Mr. Gannon comes in. Though, sometimes, the President doesn't need Mr. Gannon, because the President's Prince Charming is in town. When that happens, Mr. Gannon cries in his pillow, and the President frolicks in the posies w/ his Prince Charming.

[patrice]

10. The prince must be old and feeble. Bush has to hold his hand.

Probably telling his uncle about the Pope's funeral.

[mopaul]

11. i see mommy

that's what i thought, our teacher mr. nelson i think is the same way. but why does mr. bush hate gay men so much that he won't let them get married if he himself likes boys? i guess that's what the taught me about in sunday school, hypocrisy.

[ComerPerro]

14. "Will Mr. Gannon and The President get married?"

"Why not?"

[mopaul]

15. no honey, because his work is very important & he needs his release

and it doesn't look good for presidents to get divorced, it angers god.

[iconoclastNYC]

16. Mommy where did Mr. Gannon get an 8 inch cut? N/T

[ComerPerro]

19. I wonder if his 8 inch cut hurts

LOL


This is getting very wrong

[patrice]

6. Aren't we just supposed to blow it off if it has to do with Reps?

Or are we supposed to blow things up for the Reps?

I forget which.

[ComerPerro]

7. Exactly. I remember that

"Thank you to Bill Clinton, for making me explain adultery and blowjobs to my young children"

Well, now those people "have to" explain homosexual prostitution.

[politicaholic]

8. "Sometimes when a daddy reporter falls in love w/ a Press Secretary..."

Give me that press pass, give it to me now! Not the soft one, the hard one, yes harder press pass, harder, I think I'm coming to the press conferance, I'm...

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. How do you talk to your kids about a president who makes up lies

in order to invade a defenseless country and kill anybody in site to steal their oil?

[iconoclastNYC]

12. Uh, paging Debbie Downer....please pick up the white courtesy phone.

(wahhh wah)

[mopaul]

13. well johnny, that's called 'manifest destiny' or, the white man's burden

sometimes our leaders have to lie to us not to scare or confuse us, much like a herd of zebra.

[patrice]

27. Children know that war means children die.

Everything looks hypocritical and phony in that light. Is it any wonder there are some pretty sick and confused children around now?

[TNOE]

17. Love the title Mopaul!

Laughed out loud as soon as I saw it. Yes, WHAT will we tell the children!!!

I think Bush is just a sick mutherfucker, like most Satinists are. He's got his long-time lover, the former Mayor of Tennessee - now the Ambassador of Poland, he's got Condi for his sexual mother figure, and the Bull Dog for his fantasies - and God only knows who else in between. And being raised by a sick pedaphile satainist parents - how else was he going to turn out? And it is the dumbass Christians who don't even get it. They wouldn't know Christ if he landed in their lap. God I can't wait for the truth to finally emerge - and it will, it always does.

[Jo March]

20. Um, I think that you mean "dumbass Fristians", don't you? nt

[TNOE]

23. Yes, my bad

you are most correct. Apologies!!!

[Jo March]

26. Your punishment: Go to http://www.fristianity.com

and repent! Repent, I say!!!

:evilgrin:

[Atlas Mugged]

18. *snort*!!!!!!

As someone already said, "Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!!!"

[pnorman]

21. I picked up some great lines from this thread!

I LOVE my DU!

pnorman

[BOSSHOG]

22. Mommy what's a BACKDOOR PASS?

Someone in school said that Mr McClellan let Mr Gannon have access to the back door.

It doesn't involve oral sex honey, now go play with your little sister.

[Skinner]

24. Ha!

Good one!

[mopaul]

25. featuring Katy Couric and a couple of token kids

you and robert understand what's going on don't you gretchen?

uh, yeah, i guess so.