* caption please...

[sabra]

[caligirl]

1. Jeepers, they aren't buying it.

[Ganja Ninja]

15. That's exactly what the look on his face says.

He looks like a stand-up comedian begging for a laugh and hearing only crickets.

[caligirl]

16. I had to just go with my gut, thats what he looked like to me.

[AlCzervik]

2. "Ain't no bad dude, really!"

[FreedomAngel82]

3. LOL

"Do y'all want a hot dog and beer when this crap is over with?"

[leftofthedial]

4. Karl, Karl! I'm dying here.

[Richard D]

"That Saudi Prince . . .

. . . had one this big!"

[Goblinmonger]

5. "How big is Georgie?"

[ewagner]

6. Who cares what you want?

Dammit, I got the votes an' I'm gonna do it anyway!

[Roland99]

7. My deceptions are *this* big!

[warrens]

8. And now I'd like to introduce my good friend who I never met in my life...

Tom DeLay

[Sanity Claws]

9. I'm tap dancing as fast as I can.

[Blue Belle]

24. I was gonna say that!

:)

[blueheeler]

10. Damn Jimmy-Jeff

I sure am sore this morning!! :o

[Spider Jerusalem]

11. "For my next trick, I pull a REALLY big lie out of my ass."

[kliljedahl]

12. See how religiously tolerant I am?

I even had a tiny menorah implanted in my chest.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[sabra]

14. Now that one made me laugh! Nice...

[seabeyond]

13. i'm an ass what can i say, and people love me anyway.....sneer

[beam me up scottie]

17. Uh Oh

this isn't the same audience that rove has trucked in wherever I go, these people look mad...

[Predator Saint]

18. n/t

Do I have to touch my nose *while* I walk a straight line?

[applegrove]

19. FREEEEEEEEEDOM! n/t

[deutsey]

20. Chirp chirp chirp

[Straight Shooter]

21. Reform Social *quack* Security for your *quack quack* kids' futures.

Quackety-quack-quack.

Karl, *quack quack* help me, I'm beginning to sound *quack* like a *quackety-quack-quack* lame duck.

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quaaaaaack.

[begin_within]

22. TA DAAAA! 83 billion dollars disappear! The magic trick is, the money

appears in the back pocket of Halliburton executives! Thank you very much. I'm here all week.

[BringEmOn]

23. "Who sent you here? Al Gore? a heh a heh..."

You're supposed to laugh at my lame jokes.

[Blue Belle]

25. "Wanna buy some wood?"

Cause you aint buying what I'm spewing now....

[democrat_patriot]

26. I once had a deficit thiiiiis biiig.....