I hear we almost caught Zarqawi again

[Sandpiper]

So how many times have "almost" caught him now?

[Wickerman]

1. I thought he was dead?

oh yeah, that was so last year.

[ck4829]

2. You can't catch him

Because he has one leg and he is dead.

[clem_c_rock]

3. Oh - Come on HE DOESN'T EXIST. It's an obvious boogyman

Why do we buy this shit??

[Protagoras]

4. We almost had world peace

we almost had a honest election
We almost avoided driving our nation into bankruptcy
We almost have real news on our TV.

Yep...almost...but not quite.

[Avalux]

5. We got his laptop!!!!

CNN gloriously announced this morning (even though we didn't get him) - it contains a "treasure trove" of information! Bill Hemmer needs a good kick in the face.

[Sandpiper]

7. Cutting TV news out of my life

Is a decision I've yet to regret.

[aeolian]

10. It also containes his personal porn stash.

That's the real "treasure trove."

:sarcasm:

[Avalux]

11. LOL!

:rofl:

[arwalden]

6. Oooo! So close! -- Do you feel safer now?

[JohnnyRingo]

8. I too wonder of his very existance

I suspect they just needed an Iraq-Al Qadda link.

He's a terror "mastermind", but we never heard of him until last year when he popped up in Iraq.

[PsN2Wind]

9. "Sorry about that, Chief"

"Missed it by that much." Where is Maxwell Smart, now that we need him?