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Ernesto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:46 PM
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Exploding toads baffle experts
Hundreds of toads have met an unexplained, explosive demise in Germany in recent days, it was reported on Saturday.
According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1352292.htm
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:47 PM
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1. hmmmm
Ratburger wasent in town then, but then again maybe its a message from god
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:50 PM
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4. DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE - VIRGIN MARY SEEN IN EXPLODING TOAD ENTRAILS! !! !!!!!
Developing...
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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:53 PM
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8. LOL
I needed a giggle :rofl:
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:48 PM
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2. No pictures!
Damn, I went to the link and all I saw was a plain old unexploded toad.
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:49 PM
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3. Exploding... toads.
At least it isn't exploding skunks.
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:50 PM
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5. Okay...THAT is FREAKY!
Darpa testing a new electronic microwave toy?
Nothing would surprise me these dayz.
BHN
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TheFarseer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:52 PM
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6. why can't this happen to republicans instead?
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:53 PM
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7. Bush hasn't been there recently, has he?
Edited on Sun Apr-24-05 04:54 PM by Lisa
Just wondering. (Allusion to the "blowing up frogs" incident -- I don't know if he knows the difference between amphibian species.)


Almost sounds like it's some kind of infection (rapid decay and production of gases?).
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:55 PM
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10. heh heh heh my thought as well....remembering his childhood.
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AlmightyTallest Donating Member (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:55 PM
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9. End of Days!
I do believe rain of toads is supposed to be a sign of the Apocalypse, but a rain of toad entrails? Do you think if all of the Repubs are raptured the Dems will reclaim the government? ;)
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 05:03 PM
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11. If memory serves
Herod Antipas and Oscar Wilde
both had bellies which exploded around the time of death.

They say that frogs are the first to show signs of environmental distress, rather like canaries in a mine.



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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 05:55 PM
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12. this is very, very sad. poor things.
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burn the bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:04 PM
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13. I bet they've been drinking coke and can't burp. Isn't that how rat poiso
poison works; by causing them to bloat but because they don't belch,they explode more or less?
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:27 PM
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14. With or without
lime?
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:35 PM
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15. "With or without"?


:hi:
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:51 PM
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18. They shoulda stuck to



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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 07:01 PM
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21. I hope they're not hungry...
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Donailin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:42 PM
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16. German Pope named Ratzinger, Exploding Toads and Concrete Virgin Mary
under a bridge. The connection is obvious: six more weeks of winter.
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:57 PM
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20. So that's it!
It started snowing here just days, days I tell you, after that cement Virgin Mary stain showed up.
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Donailin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 07:35 PM
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22. Let us pray.
dominusvobiscummaneanoooooooooo.
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MasonJar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:45 PM
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17. Has W been there recently. Exploding helpless frogs is one of
his specialties.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 06:56 PM
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19. Didn't Bush blow up frogs as a kid?
Edited on Sun Apr-24-05 06:56 PM by impeachdubya
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