george w. is possibly the greatest FREAK of all time

[mopaul]

i mean, just look at him, dumber than Larry, Daryl AND Daryl, can't speak third grade english, his native language, doesn't understand the simplest questions, couldn't find idaho on a globe with three chances, can't even ride a bike without disaster, looks exactly like an ape, brain damaged beyond repair from cocaine and whiskey, acutely dyslexic, a social cripple, illiterate, deliberately clueless about world affairs, loathed by hundreds of nations, yet, there he is, in the white house with his finger on the nuclear button.

tell me he is not the greatest freak that ever walked the earth. totally awesome when you think about it.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. I agree... this is worthy of study beyond what has ever

transpired before.
I predict he will set records for books on him, citations of him in books and such.

[evlbstrd]

2. God, it reminds me of an Ed Sullivan Show I saw-

the red-headed boy from the "Family Affair", starring Brian Keith and Sebastian Cabot, sang a song called "Any Little Boy Can be President." Sadly true. I think that kid, can't remember his name, would be a better president.

[AVID]

3. Its like a really bad. or good, SNL skit

but you couldn't have written anything so freeky - not even david lynch

[BlueIris]

4. Some may call this thread pointless

but I say it's genius. * is the one of those public figures I look to whenever I need a good self-esteem boost. So what if I haven't accomplished all I wanted in the three-and-half years since I've finished college, this man...1) Was frequently told he had no aptitude for college, 2) Was rejected from several graduate programs and told upon graduation from the one he completed that he had not displayed the necessary competence for anything but failure in his chosen field, 3) Didn't hold a steady job until age 27 (ever) 4) Has had only two known romantic relationships 5) Has fought addictions to both alcohol and opiates 6) Bankrupted several companies and he made it all the way to the offices of Governor of Texas and President of the United States. I can't be a failure in the eyes of that man's track record. Neither can ANY of you. I don't even have the words to describe the rest of his "accomplishments" because we all know how long that list would be but let's just sum it up with 7) Faciliated the near-permanent destruction of American democracy, the health of the global economy and the deaths of hundereds of thousands of people. Damn. That's got to be in guiness or something.

[Bluebear]

5. Visual aids......

And the stupider he gets, the more his flock likes him.