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Tom DeLay's increasingly shrill and disturbing attacks on so-called "judicial activists" is nothing more than a manifestation of the panic he's feeling over his looming legal Apocalypse. It's got nothing to do with values, or history, or what have you. And it's got less than nothing to do with Jesus.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard had a similar obsession: he hated psychiatry, and used his cult to declare a war on psychiatrists. In hindsight, it's easy to see that Hubbard's problem wasn't with the mental health profession, but with the concept of sanity, itself. That's because he was crazy as a shit-house rat.
The same processes are at work with DeLay. His problem isn't with judges and lawyers… it's with the law. Like Hubbard, Tom DeLay is engaged in a spite-fueled war against reality. Soon, we'll all know how far he's willing to take this war.
In a way, we're lucky to be around to witness this spectacle. Tom DeLay is the kind of politician that comes around once, maybe twice in a lifetime; a living caricature so perfect and pure in his grotesque monstrosity, he takes on the aspect of living archetype.
Here is a man who, with straight face and pulpit yowl, blamed Charles Darwin for the Columbine massacre. Here is a man who suggests that the quarter of a million victims of the South Asian tsunami were themselves to blame for the tragedy, because they hadn't accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior. And yet here is a man who, when paid his going rate, works overtime to protect the owners of sweatshops and child sex brothels in the American protectorate of Saipan. For all his Lewinsky-like lip-service to the Christian Right, the truth is that Tom DeLay would have fucked Jesus Christ in his spear-wound for a fistful of quarters.
The contrast between DeLay's malevolent corruption and his sanctimonious piety evinces an almost literary symmetry, which in turn hints at the presence of some para-political "Invisible Hand" guiding the national narrative, helping future historians to understand exactly what's going on. He's almost too good to be true.
The very fact that someone like Tom DeLay exists -- and, more importantly, exists visibly -- suggests to me that the "Age of Tom DeLay and Others Like Him" is coming to an abrupt and ignominious end.
I have no idea who or what will rise up in its place, but whatever it is, it couldn't be any worse.
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