Caption this one of Shrub...

[SillyGoose]

[NMDemDist2]

1. oooooooo can I have a cookie too? n/t

[leveymg]

2. "Koombya, m' Lord, . . ." n/t

[SillyGoose]

3. "heh heh...

if put my hands like this can I be a Christian too, Senator Frist?"

[Benhurst]

4. "And please send me another 'Jeff Gannon' to ask questions at

my press conferences."

[Discord]

5. Oh, about that big.

[bush_is_wacko]

6. I can't caption it...but

What the hell is wrong with this man? Look at the skin tones on his hands and face. He looks like someone in renal failure! He also appears to have the typical Lupus "butterfly" rash on his nose and cheeks! I have a family history of Lupus and THAT is classic!

Some days I wonder who the hell this man is! He doesn't look a thing like the guy I remember in 2000!

[Warpy]

7. Those are gin blossoms

something that used to show up very clearly in unretouched photos from the European press. He's since then discovered concealer, but has yet to make the color correct.

My guess is that he's also got other damage from his 30 years or so of heavy drinking.

[bush_is_wacko]

9. Yes drinking can cause a similar rash butt...

Usually the nose grows bulbous as a result of that type of drinking. i have no t noticed the hardened appearance of his nose or the "growth" at the tip that I would expect from someone that indulges as much as he does.

The other thing that has me baffled is the fact that the rash is so easily removed. I had a mild laser procedure which left virtually no trace that I'd had it done to remove the appearance of the tiny accumulation of spider veins on my nose and cheeks. It didn't even cost all that much to have it done. My rash wasn't as bad as his and it was more than likely due to heredity and the fact that I may be going through the early stages of Lupus, (they haven't been able to catch my titrates for the disease up high enough, but they have been on the high side of normal) I would think he would rather have the laser procedure done than attempt to cover it up with concealer. My guess is there is a reason why he can't have that done but I can't figure out what the hell the reason is!

[MisterP]

14. his monobrow's back, too

[graywarrior]

8. O goody

"a BJ network!"

[teamster633]

10. Oh boy, I love this one...

...patty cake, patty cake, baker's man. I wanna get baked, as baked as I can. Heh, heh, heh, we changed the words a little back at the frat house...

[leftofthedial]

11. come 7 come 11

come Rapture come quick

[klyon]

12. We need to close the gap between your wallet and my pocket

KL

[BringEmOn]

13. Y'all better learn to swim....we're up

shit creek without a paddle.