What Will Bush Do after 2008?

[JackD76]

Do you think bush will stay in politics after he is out of office? This assuming he isn't arrested for war crimes.

[rodeodance]

1. clear brush, fall over on his mt bike, choke on peanuts. etc etc

[JackD76]

5. hahaha

I could see that happening everyday, at the same time.

"You may have won the last round Mr. Peanut, but this time...I will be the vic..haaaccc haccccc...damn it!"

[Stinky The Clown]

6. He'll get his dream job - Commissioner of Baseball

Which he'll use as a cover for stealing whatever he can wherever he can. One evening, while doing a line or three, he'll decide that the death penalty for steroid use is appropriate for the hired help.

on edit ... what I **hope** happens is the hole in the end of his penis heals over and he explodes from the backpressure.

[AussieDave]

2. He could always run for Governor of Texas again -

there's still plenty of people on death row who need killing......

[globalvillage]

3. Most write a book...

maybe he could read one.
:shrug:

[billkurtmeyer]

12. I can't wait for his ghostwritten piece of crap - it should be worth a

million laughers.

[kliljedahl]

35. Or at least finish coloring one

without going outside the lines.


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[hippiechick]

4. Alot of Jack Daniels & Peruvian Marching Powder, is my guess

Nobody around to watch the blowmonkey at play .... :freak:

[wakeme2008]

7. I am worrying what Jebbie will do after 2006 nt

[Nickster]

13. Ditto, I think he's headed to being our next pResident.

[JackD76]

15. I am getting the hell out of here if that happens.

I can't take 16 years of bush rule. Viva la Canada!

[Nickster]

23. You think it'd stop at 16? Heck, I was talking with someone about

Cuba and Castro today, and I had this thought, what if we had * for 50 years like Cuba has Castro? /shudder

There are so many little BFEE fascists in the pipeline. I hate to think how long they can keep it going. Hell at this point, why not wheel out Neil? Not like anyone would be outraged by his actions anyways.

[solinvictus]

46. The Birmingham News...

They had a huge article in, of all things, the "Life and Style" section about Jeb making it a Bush dynasty. The local paper is sickeningly partisan.

[mikeiddy]

8. Model an orange jumpsuit

if there were any justice

[dflprincess]

9. Hopefully he'll spend his time

in a cell listening to Johnny Cash records.

[coloradodem2005]

18. Toby Kieth.

Johnny Cash is way too cool for Bush. Maybe Toby and Ted Nugent can be cell buddies with him. They can be arrested for making shitty music.

[peacebaby3]

41. Johnny Cash was one of us!

I agree the Man in Black is way too cool for Dubya! He spoke for the down-trodden, etc.

His daughter Rosanne Cash spoke out publicly against Bush and the war in Iraq. She just never faced the same heat as the Dixie Chicks because she's not as popular.

If you don't have his last CD released before his death, American IV: The Man Comes Around, you are missing out. It has "Hurt" on it written for Johnny by Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails and JC does a cover of Depeche Mode's "Own Personal Jesus." Great CD.

[dflprincess]

43. I didn't mean to slur Johnny Cash

You are correct, he was one of us.

I was just thinking of his song about being stuck in Folsom Prison.

[peacebaby3]

44. Oh, I didn't mean for it to sound like I was scolding you. Sorry.

I figured that was probably what you meant.

Just wanted to point out how cool he was. I mean how many well known artist do you know that go into prison to play for convicts.

While we are sort of on the subject, Steve Earle is another Liberal, Democrat country artist. I've met him and he is a really cool dude. I work to get prisoners off death row and he is against the death penalty and speaks out against the inequality of the justice system. He's written a couple of really great songs about it. He definitely deserves all of our support as well. He really got jumped on by the cons after he wrote a song about John Walker Lindh that looked at what happened from his perspective.

And just so you know, I'm actually not even a country music fan. I just particularly like these artist I've mentioned because of some of the socially progressive stands they have made in public or with their music. And these country music artists really need our support since their fan base is usually conservative.

I'm really a Rock girl.

[billkurtmeyer]

10. If not arrested (extreme wishful thinking) he will do absolutely nothing

of any merit, he will collect large speaking fees from his corporate cronies and fall into alcoholic stupor!

[ProgressiveConn]

11. Assuming their is no outright coup so he can remain in power?

He'll sit on a few big oil boards get paid the GDP of Ecuador and never do another days work for the rest of his life besides campaign for extremist causes... But I think he'll end up in jail. =)

[reprobate]

28. If everything keeps improving like it has the last four years......

...the same fate might bafall him and cronies that fell on King Louis and wife Marie Antoinette. I refer to Dr Guillotine's best work, the infudtrial strength travelling razor.


You can fool the American people for just so long. When they finally catch on, they'll demand retribution. And worse, they're armed. Will Bush be so pro NRA at that point?

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Get excessively rich.

Public appearances and speeches to neocon groups, board memberships of the corporations owned or run by his friends who he has funneled a lot of our tax money to over 8 years.

[tanyev]

16. He will attempt to count all of the money he has

accumulated. The twins will amuse themselves by calling out random numbers every so often to make him lose count.

[JackD76]

17. How Much Money Does Bush Have?

Ballpark figure.

[tanyev]

24. Bio on Slate in 2003.

Net worth: $9,634,088-$26,593,000.
http://slate.msn.com/id/2084356/

That figure of course does not include everything he is currently looting from the American treasury.

[ck4829]

19. LOL

Bush: "1..2..3.."

Jenna: "534543"

Bush: "You made me lose count! 1..2..3.."

[MichiganVote]

20. We should pony up a ticket to Iraq

[kohodog]

21. He'll Buy a metal dector and comb the land

Looking for coins and WMD.

[ignatius 2]

22. He'll stay loaded and remember the good old days when he

systmatically killed people on death row, lit up the Iraqi skies in shock and awe while taking out thousands of women and children. Then Laura will tuck him in at 9 pm and read him his favorite pet goat book. good times.

[jaysunb]

25. i'm buying stock in Jack Daniels &

whoever makes oxycotin ( Laura ) now . :evilgrin:

[Kansas Wyatt]

26. Demand his Government Pension and Benefits, with...

A small army of Secret Service agents to protect him from all the American Citizens that he defrauded, pillaged, looted, ruined, and robbed. *

* If country is bankrupt by then, he will demand that the American Citizens still pay for his Pension, Benefits, and SS army. Looted treasury will not count as his Pension, Benefits, and SS army.

[KlatooBNikto]

27. I think he is going to go look for oil in Alaska in ANWR.That will be

our clue that there is no oil there.But by the time we find that many investors will get burnt to the tune of billions. He will then set up house with Pickles and Condi somewhere.

[peacetalksforall]

29. He won't be strolling near the Spanish Steps in Rome with people

excitedly crowding around him. Maybe not even in Dallas the way things are going.

[Tactical Progressive]

30. He and Jeff Guckert will get that secluded ranch

they always dreamed about.

[burn the bush]

31. rot in prison with any luck at all

[sellitman]

38. Amen!!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

32. Live in fear.

[Silverhair]

33. I hear that he wants to be baseball commissioner.

Supposedly he considers that his dream job.

[Princess Turandot]

34. Re-enroll in kindergarten..

maybe Arnold might be available to teach his class.

[foreigncorrespondent]

36. I picture...

...him sitting in some jail somewhere breaking rocks all day long. Of course it is only a dream, but it is a nice dream.

In reality, he will probably try and be elected Gov of Texas again. Or move to have the two term limit lifted so he can stay there (through theft of votes) longer.

[MrMickeysMom]

37. Whatever...

Karl tells him to?

:dunce:

[Lisa]

39. subdivide and sell off that "beloved ranch" of his ...

Then he will head back to the bright lights of Houston (he's spent most of his life in cities -- I don't believe "the simple life" will hold any attractions now that he doesn't have to cultivate his phony cowboy image.

[saltpoint]

40. I think the last year or so of Bush's second term --

-- will be marked by an increase in Democrats in the U.S. House (not a majority, though) and continued stalemate in key legislation.

Iraq will be slightly less violent but by no means more democratic.

Oil will be even higher than it is now and the economy which is greatly oil-based, will go into recession.

THE CAT BUTCHER will begin to defy the White House directives and set indepedent legislative course, with a keen eye toward a run for the presidency.

The media, bored at last with sticking their tongues up Dubya's butt, will begin to dismiss him and as the primaries approach, Dubya will be a bystander.

Historians, already at work on Bush's role in history, will sharpen their words on his lack of accomplishments and the first biographies will begin to appear. Most will embarrass Dubya simply by telling it like it is: he failed at almost everything.

The nutcase Christians will be howling because Roe v. Wade isn't overturned yet and gays can marry in several New England states. They will turn on him sharply and swiftly.

Dubya will take to drink on the sly until he begins to show up for a couple of board meetings loaded and then word will eventually leak out.

This is a presidency that will make Franklin Pierce's presidency look good.

[Stephanie]

42. Drink

and snort

[this_side_up]

45. divorce Laura n/t

[Kazak]

47. I see lots of pies in his future...

;)