What is your favorite George W. Bush nickname?

[WI_DEM]

So many choices.

[Kikosexy2]

1. All...

of the above.

[gademocrat7]

7. I agree on all too!

[masjenkins]

62. a penis with ears

[tofubo]

113. inmate #256634012165, camp motel 6 @ gitmo

n/t

[mtnsnake]

2. Chimp, Chimpy, Chimperor, or Monkey Face n/t

[adigal]

3. Can I add to the poll: Dickhead

Methinks that fits perfectly.

[babylonsister]

4. I'm partial to

blivet.
blivet: /bliv'@t/, n., allegedly from a World War II military term meaning “ten pounds of manure in a five-pound bag”


1. An intractable problem.

2. A crucial piece of hardware that can't be fixed or replaced if it breaks.

3. A tool that has been hacked over by so many incompetent programmers that it has become an unmaintainable tissue of hacks.

4. An out-of-control but unkillable development effort.

Edit for an oopsie!

[Warpy]

5. Bogus POTUS

when he's been staying home and keeping his mouth shut.

Fuckwit when he hasn't.

[whistle]

6. I like Shrub....

[gademocrat7]

10. Shrub is also a very good one

[CatholicEdHead]

31. Also Shrub here

[Synnical]

102. Shrub is what I use, too

[two gun sid]

8. Other. I prefer Dry Drunk Fuckstick Dumbass.

[whistle]

45. A little wordy, but an accurate description

[NV Whino]

9. Li'l Boots

Someone on DU has used it, and I think it's perfect.

[Straight Shooter]

13. Little Boots, absolutely. That's what I always call the rabid beast.

Caligula reincarnate. And we all know what happened to him.

My favorite term for the White House is from tbr.org, Monkey Palace.

[frictionlessO]

40. Little boots has been mine since I first saw it on DU a while back.

Caligula is so apt its both hilarious and frightening. Also I can easily see Bush plunging his fist into someones rectal orifice. As thats what hes done to the world for about 5 years now.

[catzies]

105. Didn't the Chinese give him that nickname after Selection 2000?

IIRC...

ON EDIT: Google tells me it's from Caligula. *shamefaced*

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. I'm quite fond of Supreme Dark Overlord Bunnypants

...it captures that whole AntiChrist thing that is so central to his true identity.

[kliljedahl]

18. Nice graphic, is it yours?

It's now my wallpaper.


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

21. Thank you, yes...

...I saw that Jenna "hook 'em horns" pic from the Inaugural and was "inspired"...I guess that's the appropriate word.

:toast:

[kliljedahl]

22. Nice job, I wish I had that talent

I'm always so impressed by Distressed American, Swamp Rat & others who post here. You've just been added to that list. Have any others you'd like to share?


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

33. I did a lot during the election...

...and it's a little uncomfortable to post them now because they all had Kerry-Edwards banners on them. I think of what we might have accomplished so far in 2005 if Bush HADN'T been re-selected.

BUT...my all-time favorite in the year-plus that I've been posting on DU (and the one that's gotten the most positive response) is THIS one:

[kliljedahl]

35. Nice, do you have a site where they're posted?

I see you're a photobucket user. Is it accessible to others or just you?
I'd really like to see more.


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

42. I took most of them off after the election...

...but here's one more, from the famous (infamous) George Bush "Pimp With Brown Cowboy Boots" photos:



:toast:

[kliljedahl]

44. I remember that

The day he dressed himself


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Cats Against Frist]

141. I remember that, too

I don't think I ever laughed harder than the responses to his "pimp suit," except maybe that thread where he wore the "little dictator" coat, and people were posting pics of Mao, Qadaffi and Dr. Evil.

[Judi Lynn]

66. Never saw this "Whistling" before.Thanks for posting it again.It's GREAT.

It's so inspirational, befitting the pResident.

[XemaSab]

137. The look reminded me of

"The Exorcist"

[DistressedAmerican]

93. I'm With kliljedahl! Very Nice!

I have a submissions page if you are interested:

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/submissions.htm

Had to use the horns myself:

[WI_DEM]

12. Then there's also "Drunk Texas Prairie Monkey"

[in_cog_ni_to]

14. other. idiot-in-chief n/t

[Sacajawea]

15. I rather like "Commander Codpiece."

[Technowitch]

16. "Our Idiot in Chief" or "Emperor Bunnypants"

Usually I call him 'Shrub'.

On my less charitable days, I call him President Sheepf*cker.

My favorite saying:
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot."

[TahitiNut]

17. Chimperor Codpiece, Caesar Disgustsus

I regard this as his semi-formal name and title ... "Chimpy" for short.

[kliljedahl]

19. I like something short & simple

It's from his younger years in the sideshow Smirky the Chimp


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[yewberry]

20. I'm not a big name-caller.

I guess it's due to how I respond when I hear the the names spewed on RW-hate radio...I always thought, "Geez, does that guy have any idea how bad that is for his credibility?"

I don't know, I guess it feels a little counter-productive to me.

[sinkingfeeling]

23. I usually just call him "that SOB".

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[Ironpost]

29. That (is) upper case for a reason.......yes

[Ironpost]

30. sorry Dupe

[Endangered Specie]

24. Il Dunce.

[LostInAnomie]

26. Squealer

Just like the character from Animal Farm. Always telling us how things are getting better, and how all our problems are because of someone else.

[illflem]

27. After reading that he hates it

I prefer to call him junior

[readmoreoften]

37. well if he hates it, I'm all for Junior too!

although I have a friend named Junior and she's pretty cool.

[greenmutha]

28. Chimpy McFlightsuit (Not mine, but coined by another DUer...

and I can't remember who it was...) But I laughed my a$$ off at that one!

[BattyDem]

32. In my house, he's known as "Smirk"

We've tried others, but we always seem to come back to that one.

[donheld]

34. Bunnypants

[Swamp Rat]

55. Truthseeker on board!

:D

I like Bunnypants too. :)

[annabanana]

107. Also Captain Bunnypants...........n/t

[Solly Mack]

36. I call him Chucklenuts, the Boy Blunder ,and Shrub

[orpupilofnature57]

38. Nambey Pambey*

Insipid poet,of the 1600's, though Pa Pa fit's.

[orpupilofnature57]

147. The little one, not the leach that won't go away, you idiot.

These are his eyeballs **

[Zorra]

39. I've shortened it down to just "Buh". It just looks and sounds so

appropriately degrading when I write or say it.

Buh.

[musette_sf]

41. Generalissimo El Busho

(I'm a Ted Rall fan)

[Disturbed]

43. I have named him...

The Silverspoon Sociopath.

[kweerwolf]

46. If Satan is "the father of lies"

Then *'s name should be "Pez dispenser of lies."

[nytemare]

47. "Chickenhawk in Chief"

I think this has a particular ring to it for the veterans amongst us.

[WI_DEM]

48. That's a good one

[Vektor]

49. I like "Chimpy McFlightsuit." n/t

[lala_rawraw]

50. Below...

I usually use one of the following:

Comrade Leader

OR

Chairman Bushitsky McMurder Avec Le Papa

[OrlandoGator]

51. Smirky McDumbass

That's the one I use.

[Tim4319]

52. Chimpenator, Commander in Chimp, Blow Monkey

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. All I ever call him

is W. I really love reducing him to a single letter.

I know the asshats use it too, but I don't think "Dubya" when I write it. It comes out "wuh."

I've also been trying to proliferate "the Wregime." Help me out, DUers. :toast:

[donkeyotay]

96. W, the minimalist.

After reading this thread I realize I've been downright charitable calling the disaster monkey the Preznit.

To "wregime" add "wringers" for white right-wing, burn the Constitution, one-wing-short-of-an-eagle, whack-jobs.

[LynnTheDem]

54. Anti-Christ. As my soldier-hubby's entire unit calls him.

It fits.

[paula777]

101. Wow, really? I love to hear that !!!!

[LynnTheDem]

104. Really.

People may think by "AC" hubby's troops are referring to "army commander" or some such.

They aren't.

:D

[Peter Frank]

56. Hans' Suit...

... http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/8336/aesop/emperor.html

[enid602]

57. Bush

Traitor-in-chief

[Peter Frank]

61. Great Point...

...I might ad -- "Traitor & theif".

He's part of a cabal of exclusion -- attempting to steal the soul of our democracy. I'm glad he's taken on Social Security because the prideful inevitably over-reach.

Red voters are finally coming down to Earth and waking up to the fact that their elected leaders are actually working at odds with their intrests. The glut of ideology vs. substance may have finally reached it's half life of believability.

You shall know them by their works.

[eridani]

58. Sociopath in Chief n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

77. That is exactly what I was going to say! n/t

[eridani]

115. Well, you know what they say about "great minds"---

;-)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

136. Indeed I do! lol!

:hi:

[gauguin57]

59. Baby Doc Bush.

George Sr. was Papa Doc.

[porphyrian]

60. Traitorous Fucking Piece Of Shit. - n/t

[countryjake]

63. Considering this moment in time, how about "Savage Capitalist"

[Spirochete]

64. The one I made for him:

the Crawford Cretin, is still my favorite. There sure are a lot of good ones in this thread, though.

[FourStarDemocrat]

65. I'm partial to 'the smirking chimp'. n/t

[Dangerman]

67. Somewhere between Bushler and Chimpy

[lonestarnot]

68. Fuckhead bushitler- The Embarrassment to Humanity

[CroixRoussienne]

69. Bush the Lesser

I have always appreciated the moniker that Arundhati Roy put on him during her speech at the Riverside Church. Talk about damning! I always thought Poppy was a weeny, but his boy is even more the loser.

[sellitman]

114. I concur

I use bush the lesser with a lower case "w" though. The Crawford twit doesn't deserve an upper case one. He is a lower form of life and should only be addressed with a lower case w.

[MrModerate]

70. "Schimpanski"

Because that's what the underground in the Third Reich called the target of their attempts at "regime change."

[Hugin]

71. Kumquat

Don't ask...

;)

[FreeStateDemocrat]

72. Actions, speech, facial expression, behavior = "idiot"

[AussieDave]

73. "All Hat No Cattle"

[EFerrari]

74. Mom calls him "hormiga" or "ant"

because like the ants on her ranch, no matter what she does, there he is.

[RebelOne]

75. My three most used names for Bush.

Jackass, Asshole and Idiot

[oasis]

76. Chimperor.

[July]

78. Dip W. Shit. nt

[DemonFighterLives]

79. Knuck, Knuck. In memory of Moe bush

It is fitting for the knucklehead who also goes by dubby

A knuck knuck knuck, whoop whoop whoop, hey Moe, hey Larry

[callous taoboy]

80. Scrotum. n/t

[Eugene]

81. Shrub.

I haven't heard "15 Watt Fraud" before.

[LizW]

82. Chimpy is the most universal

You can say that anywhere in the world and people know who you're talking about. I like Dim Son as a close second, though.

[Oublei]

83. High School is full of them...

But most of them resort to F***tard or Shrub.

I think I'm going to start calling him Commander Codpiece now though...

[Arugula Latte]

100. Welcome to DU, Oublei!

:hi: :toast:

[kath]

117. Commander Codpiece is a good one. Does anyone have the photo

of him in his Commander Codpiece outfit from the "mission accomplished" photo-op? It's such a good one...

[Pool Hall Ace]

124. A good codpiece shot

Yeah, wotta man, wotta man, wotta man, wotta mighty fine man . . .not.

[sharman]

143. Best ever photoshop

Someone on this forum has photoshopped that pic, drawing a circle on the crotch, then showing that the zoom-in is Rove's face. Caption something like, "Now we know what the bulge really is"

[Pool Hall Ace]

152. Darn, I tried doing a search, but I can't find it.

I'd love to see it!

[Stinky The Clown]

84. Chimpus Khan

Great Leader Chimpus Khan

[Telly Savalas]

85. Bizzle

A moniker you'll encounter if you do a search for Bush with Gizoogle.

[WyLoochka]

86. The Little Dick-Tator

First saw that one a couple years ago on DU. It's been my personal favorite ever since.

[Rob H.]

87. The Chimpleton

Can't take credit for it--I got that from a fellow DUer. I wish I could remember who, though, 'cause now I use it all the time!

[Ernesto]

88. What about "AWOL"?

[TacticalPeek]

129. Amen - aWol.

It is indisputable that he was AWOL and also refused an order to take his flight physical. That is clear to anyone who knows how to read a 201 file, military pay records, etc., despite the feverish smoke and mirrors propaganda of the right wing zealots and their running dogs in the press.

The blood of 1545 brave, dead patriots, so far, and tens of thousands of others is on his dishonorable, AWOL, POS hands.

:grr:

[illflem]

89. The boy who cried wolf is pretty descriptive

[Dulcinea]

90. Boy George. eom

[Javaman]

91. Moron* works for me. It's timeless.

[DistressedAmerican]

92. You'll Have To Some Some Math...

[XemaSab]

139. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's terrific!!!!!!

[Liberty Belle]

94. Commander-in-Thief.

That says it all.

[Cell Whitman]

95. Chimpageddon

http://cellwhitman.blogspot.com/

[goodboy]

97. Complete asshole idiot moran murdering monkey-faced lying bastard

[SusanF_CA]

144. OK...

Tell us how you really feel :dem:

[Tactical Progressive]

98. BushCo

He's just a figurehead for alot of really bad people. Dull, arrogant and self-deluded as he may be.

[Arugula Latte]

99. Dumbass

It sums up the two major elements of his personality: his idiocy, and his arrogant, swaggering attempt to cover up for all his deficiencies.

[Fifth of Five]

103. I'll just be happy when he's known as

ex-president.

[Roland99]

106. Propagandist

[fleabert]

108. shrub. nt

[devinsgram]

109. I always call him, "the village idiot."

Funny thing is, no one ever questioned me as to who I was referring to.

[Lone Pawn]

110. I can't believe Shrub and Chimperor aren't on that.

[UdoKier]

111. Giggling Murderer

Best nick for Scumbya EVER.

[DinahMoeHum]

112. Monkey Boy.

:evilfrown:

[NAO]

116. Hail! The Chimperor!

[dhinojosa]

118. Chimpy McCoward

my fave

[kath]

119. I like to call him Chimpyshit.

[Jack Rabbit]

120. The Frat Boy

It reflects his upbringing and level of maturity.

[Hatalles]

121. I think the most popular are: Chimp, Shrub, and the Asterisk (*).

[Rosco T.]

122. 'fer Brains...

as in Shit'fer Brains...

[Spider Jerusalem]

123. As a rule, I don't like or use nicknames.

I just refer to him as "that fuckwit in the White House".

[clbuck]

125. Surprised no one mentioned this yet...

Too stupid to be President...

[DemonFighterLives]

126. Had to check in here for a few good laughs to start the day

I think Helen Thomas hit it out of the park with "The Worst President Ever" *

* was never voted into office and led the country to disaster.

:kick:

[deminks]

127. Another DUer called him "Dances with Monkeys"

That is now my favorite.

[ucmike]

128. I call him asshat. seems to fit.

i also call him "Connecticut Cowboy". I like to remind people that the great texas gentleman rancher, with that southern drawl, and downhome "aww shucks"-iness is an ivy league grad from connecticut with a family history of involvement in intelligence matters, big business, and government shadiness.

[lonestarnot]

132. Yes asshat does fit better than a 10x beaver

[Hotler]

130. Little turd from Crawford.

[lonestarnot]

133. Like this one!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

131. chimperor

its perfect.

[Quixote1818]

134. Dick head, piece of shit, ass hole, son of a bitch, prick, fuck face,

fucking bastard, scum bag, limp member, cock face, shit head, dirt bag, ass hat, worthless piece of shit.....I could go on and on. :argh:

[Quixote1818]

135. One day he pissed my Dad off and my Dad called him "You, Fuck ass shit"

It's amazing what comes out of a persons mouth when they are completely disgusted and pissed off. Bush inspires a lot of wonderful names.

[RevCheesehead]

138. blivet. n/t

[XemaSab]

140. The Dim Reaper

as another DU'er coined.

[Lisa]

145. I love it!

So unlike the compassionate and intelligent "Death" character portrayed by Terry Pratchett, too!

[Cats Against Frist]

142. Chimp"y" McCokespoon & Chimpy McFlightsuit

I also like "The Dim Reaper" and "Dances with Monkeys," from above posts.

[Bzzzz]

146. 'Walking Eagle' n/t

[deacon]

148. King Of The Neocons n/t

[mn9driver]

149. I like to use Smirky McWarHardon

.

[genieroze]

150. I can't say, I don't want to be investigated.

:spank:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

151. Repeating it on DU will get me booted.