Ultimate Warrior=Ultimate Freeper

[Domitan]

http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_12679.shtml

The former WWF champion is so bad and extreme that he made the College Republicans cringe.

-The Young College Republication organization that sponsored Ultimate Warrior's speech at the University of Connecticut on Tuesday night apparently never heard any of Warrior's previous speeches.

"We are truly sorry that the Warrior did not measure up to our standards," College Republicans Spokesman Heath Fahle said.

According to the Daily Campus newspaper, Warrior got an unfavorable response from the crowd when he discussed homosexuals. "Queering don't make the world work," Warrior said.

When one audience member asked Warrior to apologize for a controversial comment, Warrior told the Iranian that he "needed to get a towel."-

[Fenris]

1. ...

:rofl:

[enki23]

2. few things make me feel better...

than to know i'm on the side that *isn't* into pro wrestling, and pro wrestlers.

[Kerrytravelers]

3. Why are the College Rethuglians so embaressed?

:shrug:

This sounds like their everyday rhetoric.

[KG]

4. Young College Republicans = Ultimate Idiots

[Midnight Rambler]

5. First of all

If these people think that "Hollywood liberals" have no business talking about politics, what makes them think that a professional wrestler will be an articulate politcal commentator?

[Fenris]

6. I think it's funny he's so homophobic

Um, HELLO?

[Domitan]

8. Remember what a blathering idiot the Ultimate Warrior was during his peak?

You know those arcane and esoteric rants of his that would leave both dimwits and intellectuals scratching their heads?



BTW, check out his current biography
http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/Bio.htm

His philosophy
http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/ES.htm

[Fenris]

11. HAHAHAHA

Currently, Warrior is preparing for his greatest battle: to teach, lecture, and mentor those seeking the traditional truth as human beings. An avid reader of the Great Books of the Western World, he plans on bringing the ideas of the Founding Fathers, along with Aristotle, Homer, Aquinas, Thucydides, Machiavelli, Adam Smith, Russell Kirk, Friedrich Hayek, Tocqueville, Milton Friedman, Ayn Rand and many others to young people all across the country. These writings by the best original and modern thinkersof civilization exemplify the plain and powerful philosophy in which Warrior lives his own life.

[Domitan]

13. Exactly! I laughed my ass off when I saw that

What a pseudo-intellectual tool Jim Hellwig is.

Hello warriors. Great pics yesterday, yes! Man, wonder what it is like to be on that ship when those guns go off? I would love to strap a Liberal, better yet, as another enlightened one has pointed out, strap a liberated-at-the-cost-of-many-an-American Frenchman to those 16 inch barrels! -- Pâté anyone? The only guts you could ever get out of a Frenchman anyway.

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/031003.htm

[Fenris]

14. What an intellectual powerhouse!

[ragin_acadian]

16. well, from all accounts, the ultimate warrior drives a rusted

bronco.

this here american frenchman drives an '04 toyota tundra.

and i don't even have to peddle lunatic bullshit to identity crisised middle class white kids at college campuses. i just work for a living. it seems like my guts are worth a lot more than some inbred dayglo paint wearing anglo who has gone from grappling sweaty half-naked men in a ring, to being the hero of college kids who fantasize about grappling sweaty half-naked men in a ring.

hellwig can "pate" his ass back to the trailer park, as far as i'm concerned.

[Domitan]

12. Actually, you should check out Mick Foley

Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, or whatever nickname he chooses for the moment. He's a bona fide Democrat and a very articulate one at that.

Air America Radio | America's Progressive Talk Radio Network
... (3-22-05) Planet Bush correspondent, Lawton Smalls drops by to chat with Mark
Riley and special guest co-host Mick Foley. ...

[TheWatcher]

7. "You Need To Get A Towel."

To which my response would have been.....

"You need to get a fucking brain, or did the steroids Shrink THAT away to nothing like it did to your COCK?"

Someone needs to give this asshole a DDT.

The REAL kind, not the fake nonsense on Raw.

[Domitan]

9. Jake the Snake's DDT (during his prime) was mighty impressive

Even if it's a work (choreographed instead of inflicting real damage). Once he did that to a man in a Florida bar...let's put it this way, the DDT became a serious weapon, according to charges.

[DearAbby]

10. Bwahahahahaha Faster than a speeding bullet....able to leap a tall pile

:popcorn:

[Jesus Saves]

15. Hilarious

truly, truly hilarious....

Glad to see the YRs have some standards, low though they may be.

[Vektor]

17. I used to have a huge crush on him.

I'm glad it resolved 15 years ago. I had no idea he was such a douche or I'd have never bought all those action figures!

[MrSlayer]

18. Pretty funny, since he's gay.

I have a freind who is a professional wrestler and he says quite a few of them are gay and UW in particular is gay. I have no reason not to believe him.