Would I get more signatures on my petition if I told DUers I wear a 36 DD

[Melodybe]

I weigh 130-135, I am 5'6", I have lucious lips, and I have long light blond hair.

Bouncy Ball said that you have to get rough, well even though I am not the kinkiest sexolholic, I would totally have a threesome with Angelina Jolie. I love the Pixies, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, and Rage Against the Machine. I love South Park, the Chapelle Show, and The Daily Show. I'm dyslexic but my IQ is 136, does that do anything for ya?

I am a happily married mother of two, but don't let that distract you from the fanasty.

Break out the leather and chains and sign my petition to get Howard Dean to appear on the Daily Show.

http://www.petitiononline.com/zeus101/petition.html

[Jo March]

1. I signed it and I'm a 38DDD

If you guys sign Melodybe's petition, she and I will KISS for 1 minute!!!

[Jo March]

2. Topless - we'll kiss topless!!

:evilgrin:

[Melodybe]

8. That's right, topless girl kissing, but only if you sign my petition

if only Dean knew how far I am willing to go to get him to appear on the Daily Show.

So arnheim tongues or no tongues?

[Jo March]

9. If we hit 10,000 signatures, then we'll use tongues

We can't use our A material for less than that.

:evilgrin:

[IrateCitizen]

13. Tongues are your "A material"?

For 10,000 signatures, we'd expect NC-17 at the very least!

[Jo March]

15. Well, there's "A" material...

...and then there's A material.

:evilgrin:

[Melodybe]

14. You're right of course, no tongue for less than 10,000 sigs

anything less would be indecent.

[Jo March]

19. Oh, no, cause that would be wrong

Hahahahahahahaahahahaha

:rofl:

[jedr]

88. it has to be on Howard Stern, then on "E"...n/t

[Melodybe]

98. Dean should also go on Howard Stern, that would be great too.

[Jo March]

103. Here a Dean, there a Dean

Everywhere a Dean, Dean!!!

[Mutley]

3. i am a female

who does not like other females but i signed your petition anyway because i think seeing Dean on The Daily Show would be great!

[Melodybe]

11. Join us, we'll get twice the signatures

hot threesome girl action, it will draw attention for the cause.

:woohoo:

[Jo March]

17. Hot girl-on-girl-on-girl action for Dean

It could work!

[rkc3]

53. Ah yes, America. Land of the free, home of the brave, and

hot girl on girl on girl action.

Damn I was born in the greatest country in the world.

[Jo March]

56. Makes you tear up a bit, doesn't it?

;)

[rkc3]

66. Tear up. That's nothing. I'm crying out loud.

I'm at the office, thinking of a hot 3 way (the cool kind), and I know this is as close as I'll ever get.

:banghead:

[Mutley]

105. don't cry

you never know what could happen if we get over a million sigs...

;-)

[Mutley]

18. heh....

but three way lesbian action should be worth more then 10,000 sigs right?

[Jo March]

Oh, yeah. 50K sigs at least - Right, Mel?

We ain't just giving this stuff away.

[Mutley]

22. i could be up for that...

i am a lesbian virgin... that should count for at least 5k more sigs..

[Jo March]

25. That's the spirit!

This is some hot stuff, guys (and gals)! Can it get any better than this?!?

[IrateCitizen]

28. Realistically, yes. It can get much better than this.

But then again, not all of us have lived lives in conformance with the sexual norms practiced by most people. ;-)

[Jo March]

32. Wow. Okay - I'll admit it

I'm curious as to what you think could be better than three lovely DU ladies but I'm also a bit scared.:scared:

[IrateCitizen]

Well, it's not what I think...

... it's what I know.

Let's just say I'm an extremely lucky guy with the woman who agreed to marry me, and that my horizons are a bit more "distant" than the average person out there.... :P

[Jo March]

47. Holy mackeral!

I hope Mr. Arnheim never meets you!! You might open his eyes to some interesting stuff!


:crazy:

[Melodybe]

24. Just topless kissing for 10,000 signatures

now for a 100,000 who knows what we'll do...

:spank:

[Mutley]

31. all i can do is laugh...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

edit: i spelled the smileys wrong... D'OH!

[movie_girl99]

63. count me in

i like girls a lot!!! I also signed and sent it to all of my pals.

[Mutley]

79. alright!!!

now its 4 way girl on girl on girl on girl action!!!

[movie_girl99]

81. that ought to be worth a few thousand more...surely n/t

[Mutley]

83. definately!

with four girls we should be at 100,000 for the kiss and 2 mil for the video...

see this link for the other half of this discussion:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3442502&mesg_id=3442502

[Maestro]

I'll sign it anyway

I don't find AJ that attractive, but you sound nice if a little too kinky for me. I ain't a swinga. ;)

[babylonsister]

4. Good post! I already signed

from your last post! :silly:

[whistle]

5. Done and I did not even need to see your breasts....

...good thing I am a visual person :woohoo: :kick:

[tubbacheez]

6. petitiononline is blocking me.

Even after clearing cookies, I can't sign squat.

I must've had too much fun with some freeper petitions recently.

[bryant69]

7. Whatever gets you to the light

It's alright

I signed it

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[CrispyQ]

10. Signed it this morning! Thanks!! ~eom

[madrchsod]

12. you forced me into signing

i think it was the 38dd you are packing...59 so far

[Melodybe]

16. 36 DD measurements 36" 28" 36"

That is actually the truth, too.

Think about it and sign the petition.

[veteran_for_peace]

20. Anybody from the Memphis Area Deserves my signature!

and you don't have to do anything for it.

[WoodrowFan]

21. I;m a 48 A

but then, I'm a guy. (shrug)

[RBHam]

30. ugh

the mental picture...thanks a lot...

[RBHam]

23. You're a delight...

Finding it tough to break through the collective post-election American toxic schock syndrome?

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

26. 38D grammar Nazi bisexual would like to point out that it's

"imperative," not "impairative." I'm not sure how convincing a misspelled petition would be, either to those considering signing it or to the Dean people. I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment, though. :)

[Melodybe]

33. Have you seen some of my other posts, dyslexic and I can't type or spell

you'd think I'd be drooling on myself cause of insanely bad grammer and spelling, but not so in person, I'm loud and I talk fast, but generally I've been told I'm great to converse with.

When I send it to Dean I'll mention the error and explain my stupidity.

[Jo March]

35. Maybe you should read it as "im- PAIR- ative"

Get it? Pair?

:evilgrin:

[RBHam]

48. I am im"paired" by the glare from your headlights...

I can't stand it.

:7

[Jo March]

60. LOL! Oh, that one was too funny! nt

[Goblinmonger]

59. A grammar Nazi

now there's a woman who knows how to get the English teachers hot.

[Ironpost]

27. signed, are you trying to scare me or what.

[Itsthetruth]

29. Not If You're A Man!

"Would I get more signatures on my petition if I told DUers I wear a 36 DD"

Not if you're a man!

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Um! No It Wouldn't Influence Me

But, i already signed the petition. So, it wouldn't help even if i let stuff like that matter.
The Professor

[Hugin]

36. I want something "up-front" before I sign....

I'm not the most trusting sort after the abuse
I've gotten for the past four years...

So, how's about a leetle preview?

Huh? What ya say?

<Disclaimer... I'm not normally a letch.>

Abnormal times call for abnormal measures.

:)

[Melodybe]

40. People tell me all the time I look just like Claire Danes does that help?

Give Danes 15 pounds and boobs and you get me.

;-)

[Hugin]

45. Well... Only if Claire Danes would hang with Homer Simpson.

Anyhoo... I'll sign.

Sure beats talking about Peak Oil and the Pope.

=)

[Jo March]

62. I've been told that I look like Susan Sarandan

And she's a great Progressive! :)

[Jo March]

44. Oh no you don't! No freebies!!

We can't be showing stuff for free!

[Mutley]

70. i don't look like anyone in particular....

just me. i do have big boobs though... ;-)

[Jo March]

71. Well, there you go

That's all you really need for the hot girl-on-girl-on-girl action.

;)

[mogster]

37. I'm probably a sexist prick

.. but I'm recommending this! :D

Fun post! :woohoo:

And I've signed too.

[Nordmadr]

38. Ok, I'll sign if for no other reason than the hotness of this

thread, and Dean would be great on the Daily Show.

Olaf the Viking

[Nordmadr]

41. I'm number 83 on the petition. N/T

[Catherine Vincent]

39. LOL!

[Cleita]

42. I signed,

Mebbe you should focus on the southern hemisphere with a thong and low slung jeans if the boobs aren't getting any attention.

:hide:

[Melodybe]

50. Damn I have curves but not too much junk in the trunk, my sister

got all the booty and I got the boobs.

But if it helps my legs are killer and I do lots of yoga.

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

43. no, but you'll get more traffic to your thread

[DelawareValleyDem]

46. and probably a lot of personal messages NT

[Ironpost]

49. I can say one thing for you, you know how to get attention, go girl go.

[DrDebug]

51. Do you have a perky sister? n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. I can't wait until

Michelle Mawkish picks up on this thread.

:tinfoilhat:

[PittLib]

54. I signed ....

though I'm suffering from boob envy.

[Mutley]

57. don't...

sometimes they hurt the back....

on edit: plus... i can never ever get away without wearing a bra...

[Jo March]

77. I know - I have to harness those puppies up

The best feeling in the world is freeing them at the end of the day!

I have flat tummy envy.

[Mutley]

90. nah...

i like my little pouch... it's got character.

[Jo March]

108. Mine has too much character

but Mr. Arnheim says it's sexy.

[Mutley]

109. and that's all that matters

:-)

[caligirl]

55. 36c and signed

[Jo March]

58. A little California action in there now!

Oh yeah!

I hope that Dean appreciates what we're doing for him.

[Mutley]

61. umm

what if dean wants to watch? that would be intimidating...

[Jo March]

65. I just had an image of him shouting, "Yeeeeaaaahhhh!"

I can't stand it - it's just too funny!

:rofl:

[Mutley]

68. omg

:rofl:

i would die!

[Jo March]

72. I know! Can you imagine??

Of course, if we don't get enough signatures...

Come on, guys! Let's go!

[Mutley]

76. keep signing guys...

;-)

[Melodybe]

67. No, the corporate media would never let him live it down

but it would make freepers jealous.

[Goldmund]

64. A picture, and I'm signing.

A topless one, and my whole family is signing.

:evilgrin:

[johnaries]

69. How many times can I sign?!?!?!?

:bounce:

[checks-n-balances]

73. Melody, have you sent this to some other blogs or websites too?

I've already signed, and sorry if you've already covered this, but I'm sure it would bring in many more. Good luck!

Sorry I didn't say anything funny, but everybody else beat me to it!

[GreenPoet64]

74. Signed it!

[Mutley]

75. i don't remember the last time

i saw this much excitement for an online petition...

lol.

[Jo March]

78. It's amazing. Who knew that so many people wanted Dean

to be on the Daily Show?

:evilgrin:

[Melodybe]

80. We should send it over to the DFA people I'm sure they'd sign

not for the lesbian topless kissing but to get Dean on the Daily Show.

[Cha]

82. I said..

"I would think Dean would be invited without the petition but whatever it takes!"

[lateo]

84. This thread is useless without pics!

:)

[Mutley]

85. it's called anticipation....

[Jo March]

86. lateo - NO FREEBIES!

We are all working it pretty hard, you know.

It's hard work getting Dean on the Daily Show.

Hard work.

Hard, sweaty work.

:evilgrin:

[frictionlessO]

87. Done and signed now where is the Claire Danes/Susan Sarandon

action????

Seriously if anything gets posted I want.. no wait...need to be PMd about it!!

ITS AT 125 now!!!!

Excellent work! No repug could ever think of such a way to get a community active!

You fuckin' rock!!!:yourock: :woohoo: :applause: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


No I really really REALLY love DU for reasons like this. Comedy titilation and politics are divine when no gets hurt except for the alien lizard overlords.. the bastards!

[Jo March]

100. repugs would never do this

It's too evil. EVIL!!!

:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

Done..now go read it. You can't miss it...trust me

:)

[Tux]

89. If we sign (i did)

Could we get some pics of the lovely ladies on here or through email?

Be a nice moral booster for those that have a hard time getting a job in a red state.

[MelissaB]

91. Done!

[Jimbo S]

92. Is a natural 36DD physically possible?

[Solly Mack]

93. Yes it is

:)

[Tux]

94. Hehehe

:) :) :) :) :) :evilfrown: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[kckc]

96. yes, it is possible

I know because I am one :)

:bounce: :bounce:



(edited to show 2 bouncies. HA)

[Jo March]

101. I've been DDD since I was 17

Trust me - it's physically possible naturally!

[Bouncy Ball]

104. Yes, it very much is.

Signed, Larger than that, no implants.

[Mutley]

95. kick

i can't believe you DUers are letting this one fly away!!!!!

[Goathead]

97. Looks like it, you've already got more responses to this post

than the original.

[PleadTheFirst]

99. Not a fan of blondes, but hey ...

who can argue with a pitch like that?

Signed - thanks for a funny thread. :evilgrin:

[Jo March]

102. Two of us are redheads

:evilgrin:

[frictionlessO]

107. Redheads are the bane of repubes!! I know of no natural redhead

Bushbots...

Im married to a redhead I cant wait to tell her how excited I am about this! lol...

Lucky for me I have one of the coolest most understanding wives in history. Of course half of murika would condemn us to hell for our ...ermm... open mindedness.

Long live the color red and the blessed genes that make it so!

[catmandu57]

106. #22

I didn't know there was going to be a floor show, is there a drink minimum?

[Mutley]

110. kick

[Spider Jerusalem]

111. Blondes and large breasts are massively overrated.

Never understood the fixation so many of my fellow Y-chromosome-carriers have there. But I'll sign the petition anyway, because I approve of your taste in music. :)

[ComerPerro]

112. I will do whatever you say

I am not proud of that fact...

[Mutley]

113. kick again

[paineinthearse]

114. 218 Signatures Total

Thanks for the fantasy.

[Kukesa]

116. I work for Victoria's Secret

and 36-DD are no big deal to us; you wouldn't believe . . . oh, never mind.

I did sign the petition, however.

233 signatures at this time.

[TWiley]

115. I have a small waist with an EXTRA LARGE COD-PIECE !

So, I signed your petition. I am number 225.

[Jo March]

119. When you turn sideways, does it block the sun?

LOL! Thanks to a short-lived sitcom starring Tim Curry for that one.

[Hobo]

117. I signed before you announced this......

Sure sounds nice but arrgggggg...married...




Hobo

[Mutley]

118. kick

[shadowknows69]

120. pictures maybe?

j/k

[Tux]

121. Twisted like me

Great.

[redqueen]

122. Hmmm

Usually I'm not prudish, but for some reason this bothers me.

Maybe it's because it seems like Lounge material. Maybe it's because Dean on the Daily Show just doesn't seem earth-shatteringly important to me. I'm not sure why... but it does.

Anyway...

[MelissaB]

123. This petition is being heavily freeped.

[imenja]

124. You got my attention, but its still a silly petition

I signed anyway.

[LibertyorDeath]

125. DDone

Those big hefty DD do it every time ! :)

[anarchy1999]

126. Melodybe, you have fallen over the edge, desperation is screaming!

We're all signing okay.

We don't need you, "happily married mother of two" and a PROUD member of DU going so far for signatures on a petition. Hell, I'll just start calling Jon Stewart on your behalf, okay, relentlessly. Until he just says yes. I'll call Dean's office as well, but never will I commit to the above.

Get a grip, breath and rethink your position. I don't think this is what Bouncy had in mind when she said, "get rough".