Top 10 Bushisms Overheard at Pope's Funeral

[AnnInLa]

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Top 10 Bushims Overheard at the Pope's Funeral
Wednesday April 06, 2005

10. I hope the next Pope will reconsider this business of making all the Catholics take communism.

9. Damn, that's a big hat. Hey, Karl. Shouldn't the President have a big hat like that?

8. Hey, got any cheese to go with the wine and crackers?

7. What's that guy saying? I didn't know Catholics spoke in tongues too, did you?

6. Why do the Cardinals get to pick the new Pope? The Red Sox won the pennant. Seems like they ought to have first dibs.

5. No, me and Bill did not inhale on the plane ride over.

4. The Vatican is a sovereign nation? No kidding. Hey, Condi. Shouldn't we invite them to join NATO?

3. Hey, Scotty. Do you think we'll finally find out whether or not the Pope is Catholic? People keep asking me that and damned if I know.

2. Don't forget Poland.

And the Number 1 Bushism Overheard at the Pope's Funeral:

1. Today is a solemn day for folks of all religious faiths, whether they are Jews, Muslims, Christians, or Catholics, to honor the memories of the Pope.

[babylonsister]

1. .

:rofl:

[underpants]

2. 9 is funny and I will add to 7

I knew I should have brought Ashcroft with me.

[RobertSeattle]

3. 11. Hey, Is Bob Jones coming to the funeral?

[pnorman]

4. Number 1.

"1. Today is a solemn day for folks of all religious faiths, whether they are Jews, Muslims, Christians, or Catholics, to honor the memories of the Pope."

I used to occasionally use the phrase: "Christians, Protestants, and Jews", and see how long it took to 'sink in'. Not surprisingly, it was the "fundie" type that caught on first, and they were duly pissed.

pnorman

[applegrove]

5. Cocktails! Hors d'Oevres - How Nice! n/t

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. This here's Laura, mah wife and this here's mah other wife, Condi

Heh heh heh I got two and you cardinal fellers got none!