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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:06 AM Original message |
What are the chances of the next pope being a woman? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
1. Zero. |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:12 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Yes, Cannon Law specifies |
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bloom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:18 AM Response to Reply #5 |
29. I wonder if "every" Catholic woman went on strike |
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Zynx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:39 PM Response to Reply #5 |
60. Some things have no statistical chance |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:55 PM Response to Reply #60 |
65. Simply not true. |
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LuminousX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 11:31 AM Response to Reply #1 |
54. Any chance one of the cardinals is a woman in disguise? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 11:33 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! |
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goddess40 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
2. Women are second class members of the Catholic church |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
3. Zip. Transgendered or homosexual have better odds. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
4. Every single male member of the church would have to be... |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:05 AM Response to Reply #4 |
26. Nope, no ordination is necessary |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:16 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. What about all that talk I heard about them needing to speak at least... |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:21 AM Response to Reply #26 |
32. Any Catholic Man can become Pope |
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Nobody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 05:04 PM Response to Reply #26 |
74. I wonder what mystical ceremony they use a penis for |
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leyton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 06:45 PM Response to Reply #74 |
82. You have to be baptized and confirmed, I think. |
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JerseygirlCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:21 AM Response to Reply #4 |
33. Forget the church only |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
6. About as good as me having a torrid affair with Limpballs |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
7. There is no chance. There aren't even female PRIESTS. |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
8. You mean like |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
9. Slightly less impressive than the chances of a chicken |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:23 AM Response to Original message |
10. Zee-ro |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:25 AM Response to Original message |
11. The pope by definition must be a man |
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REACTIVATED IN CT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:41 AM Response to Original message |
12. Zero in our lifetime n/t |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
13. The chances are not zero, it could happen. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:50 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Must be an interesting world you live in Goathead... |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:55 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. I like to explore possibilities |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:02 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Good for you! |
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Cuban_Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:51 AM Response to Reply #13 |
17. And purple monkeys could fly outta my ass, too... |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:57 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Were they purple when you ate them? |
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Cuban_Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:59 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. ... |
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rman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:31 AM Response to Reply #13 |
35. yeah, there's a chance Bush will be impeached tomorrow |
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forgethell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:36 AM Response to Reply #13 |
41. And they are |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:47 AM Response to Reply #41 |
44. What do you mean "rest of the church"? |
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forgethell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 11:29 AM Response to Reply #44 |
53. No they wouldn't. |
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flyarm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:57 AM Response to Reply #13 |
49. i left the church when... |
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Walt Starr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:04 PM Response to Reply #13 |
71. No, militant nuns could not take over the Vatican and declare themselves |
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Johonny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 06:47 PM Response to Reply #13 |
84. Well |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
14. What a question!!! |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
15. Zip n/t |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
18. If you bet a penny on it and it comes to pass, you'll be richer than Gates |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
21. You're kidding, right? |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:04 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Statistical probability exists for everything. |
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forgethell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:40 AM Response to Reply #24 |
42. The statistical |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:55 AM Response to Reply #42 |
48. You have to think outside the box |
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forgethell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 11:26 AM Response to Reply #48 |
52. What if you |
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Dorian Gray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
25. Zero Percent Chance. |
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Avalux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
27. NONE |
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Walt Starr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
30. Precisley a 0% chance |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:32 AM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Zero probability does not exist. n/t |
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Walt Starr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:34 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. IT does in this case |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:45 AM Response to Reply #38 |
43. You are that certain about the future? |
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bloom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:51 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. It's nice that somebody is optimistic about it. |
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Walt Starr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 11:00 AM Response to Reply #43 |
50. There is no chance whatsoever |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:32 PM Response to Reply #50 |
57. There is always a chance, even if it minuscule. |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:40 PM Response to Reply #57 |
62. Are you expecting a sperm whale and a pot of petunias in the sky as well? |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:49 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. There is are some theoretical physicists who believe that the |
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CitySky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 05:15 PM Response to Reply #64 |
78. okay, I've got one! |
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Walt Starr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:01 PM Response to Reply #57 |
69. There is not even a miniscule chance in this case |
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Zynx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:40 PM Original message |
Yes it does in some cases |
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JerseygirlCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
31. Something south of zero |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
34. Pope chosen from among Cardinals |
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Zynx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:40 PM Response to Reply #34 |
63. Actually Pope can be any baptized adult male Catholic in good standing |
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goddess40 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
37. I am stunned that any self respecting feminist would be a catholic |
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luvLLB (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
39. about the same as shrub being a GOOD president |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:52 AM Response to Reply #39 |
46. Even Lower . . .n/t |
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goodhue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
40. zero |
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flyarm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
47. better chance of hell freezing over!! n/t |
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LuminousX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
51. Pope Joan |
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lukasahero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
56. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Best joke of the day. Thanks. nt |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
58. Nil! Not only that, the list of possibilities are all very conservative. |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
59. Goose Egg |
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goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
61. same as the chances of the pope turning protestant...(nt) |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
66. one in crapdillion |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. Now that is a number I can work with. |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
67. I can't believe all these people staunchly defending zero probability |
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Zynx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:04 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. The odds are so close to zero no one in the world would bet on them. |
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xpat (295 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
72. Are you waiting for Hell to freeze over? n/t |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
73. The three-legged-stool test precludes another woman pope. |
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Nobody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 05:06 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. You left yourself wide open for a very tasteless smartass remark |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 06:03 PM Response to Reply #75 |
79. Perhaps your unspoken very tasteless smartass remark... |
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Blue_In_AK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
76. One in 50 bazillion. n/t |
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enki23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
77. what are the odds of every human on the planet dying |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
80. Less likely than Bush personally apologizing for the stolen election. |
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shockra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
81. The next pope could really be a woman... |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
83. About the same as me sprouting wings and flying around the room. |
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