Overheard at the White House

[LuckyTheDog]

Bush on the phone: "I am sorry Jimmy, but I just can't take you. Laura has been bustin' my balls for a trip to Rome for years. She wants to hit the shops and see those paint'ens by Mike Angelo."

[movie_girl99]

1. that's funny

made my laugh..thanks!

[ohio_liberal]

2. I bet she's shopping at Gucci duty-free

Diplomatic pouches will be overflowing :D

[lavenderdiva]

6. Me thinks back to Columba Bush's 'duty free' shopping spree

a few years back and the havoc that wrought when she tried to 'sneak' in over $19,000 worth of stuff and NOT pay duty... Maybe Laura will be a bit more clever.

link:
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/brambles/499/Bush/Columba2/columba2.html

[tanyev]

3. Laura wants to see that nekkid David statue.

All the copies over here are going to be wearing clothes pretty soon.

[rurallib]

4. "me 'n' Condi an' Pickles gonna do a threeway

Took me some time to convince Pickles. You'd just muck things up with your holier than thou crap. Can't have that. We'll get some local stuff in Rome for Daddy. Says he likes Eyetalian tail. He says you ain't a partyer, your a kiljoy with your bible 'n' all. I'll call you when Sharon dies."

[lonestarnot]

5. Yep that's all this is about...a nice shopping trip to Rome with some

publicity built in and nothing more.