Caption this...Schiavo "mourner".

[Roland99]

"Giving a shit"

[WilliamPitt]

1. More like "taking a shit"

from the look on her face.

[Guaranteed]

LOL did Will Pitt just say that?

DAMN, Will. :)

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[ohio_liberal]

40. Hey, I want one of those!

:evilgrin:

[Ilsa]

30. If she "valsalvas" a little harder, she might have a brain aneurysm.

Or faint if enough blood doesn't get back to her heart.

[Streetdoc270]

Judo CHOP!!!!

Take that you hippie liberals!

[Kinkistyle]

32. We have a winner!!

LOL! Thats hilarious. The look on her face is making convulse :D

[yurbud]

2. "I don't have to wait for the porta-potty. I'll go right here..."

[WilliamPitt]

6. My poo looks like Jesus! I'll sell it on eBay!!

[WLKjr]

33. That's become America's newest employer Will

I thought you knew that :silly:

[XemaSab]

3. Re-enacting a scene

from a Jackie Chan film?

[wryter2000]

4. From the woman on the left

"I'll have what she's having."

[Zuni]

5. This is what Terri sounded like

[goodboy]

7. bet you can't toss a communion wafer into my mouth from there! (nt)

[flakey_foont]

9. Kumbaya

c'mon everybody sing along!

[Az]

10. I have said it before and I will say it again: Belief is a powerful thing

Frightenly powerful.

[Bridget Burke]

11. Bernini did it better....

St Theresa in Ecstasy. The Renaissance popes may have had colorful private lives--but they hired some pretty good artists.

[Zenlitened]

12. "Look at me! I'm holier than all of you combined!"

Sickos.

[Dutch]

14. great minds! nt

.

[Zenlitened]

20. It's a meeeeeeeracle!

[Dutch]

13. Oh look it me, I'm SOOO holy!

What a pathetic, ghoulish woman.

[leftofthedial]

15. getting ready for the money shot

[Ms Chicklet]

16. I got the fever...

For the flavor of a Pringles!

[BrklynLiberal]

17. It is f**king mass hysteria....

Identical to what happened when Orson Welles did his original radio broadcast of "War of the Worlds" in the 1930's. The only difference is that this is being broadcast on TV and all the newscasters are going along with it.

In a prescient column, in the New York Tribune, Dorothy Thompson foresaw that the broadcast revealed the way politicians could use the power of mass communications to create theatrical illusions, to manipulate the public.

"All unwittingly, Mr. Orson Welles and the Mercury Theater of the Air have made one of the most fascinating and important demonstrations of all time," she wrote. "They have proved that a few effective voices, accompanied by sound effects, can convince masses of people of a totally unreasonable, completely fantastic proposition as to create a nation-wide panic.

"They have demonstrated more potently than any argument, demonstrated beyond a question of a doubt, the appalling dangers and enormous effectiveness of popular and theatrical demagoguery....

"Hitler managed to scare all of Europe to its knees a month ago, but he at least had an army and an air force to back up his shrieking words.

"But Mr. Welles scared thousands into demoralization with nothing at all."
<snip>
More to the point, we live in a time in which the ability to create deceptive simulations, especially for television, has become essential to the exercise of power. And the inability to see through these deceptions has become a form of powerlessness. Those who let themselves be taken in by the multiple deceptions of politics, news, advertising and public relations, are doomed, like the more gullible members of the radio audience in 1938, to play a role in other people's dramas, while mistakenly believing that they are reacting to something genuine.

http://www.transparencynow.com/welles.htm

[ClintonTyree]

18. Slack jawed, mouth breathing, booger eating moran.

who loves showing everyone how religious she is. What do I win?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

19. Ooooohhh! I love my vibrator!!

[AnnInLa]

22. LOL....I vote for THIS one!

[WillyT]

21. Our Field Researchers Study A Woman In A Persistent State Of Rapture !!!

and the Ouija Board Spells... Doo, doo doot, Doo, Doo Ta Doo, Doo Ta Doot...

With apologies to Lou Reed.

:evilgrin:

[Ms Chicklet]

23. "I'll have what she's having."

[_TJ_]

24. Get up woman !

You're fucking embarrassing me!

[all.of.me]

25. she's obviously not pregnant, but

it looks like she's having a major contraction!

[Blue Belle]

26. "Raise your hands.... Raise your hands if you're SURE!!"

Sorry.. now y'all will have that commercial jingle in your head all day!

:+

[swimmernsecretsea]

27. BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

Mmmmm. That was delicious. So, what are we doing? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

[queeg]

28. Hey babe--happy to see me or just havin' a religious experience

[wicket]

29. She looks like the wife of the heroin dealer from Pulp Fiction

[EBK]

31. "I`m ready to do the airplane now !"

[Individualist]

34. "Get back everybody, I'm gonna hurl"

[Bluebear]

35. "A little pitchy in spots but you made it your own!" - Paula Abdul

[Done]

36. Obviously she's being impregnated by the holy spirit.

9 months from now she'll give birth to another messiah.

[Roland99]

39. heh heh

[Carolab]

37. "Let the eee-agle soar"

eom

[chickenscratching]

43. thanks

now i'm going to hear it in my head ALL day!!!!!!!!
:banghead:
:crazy:

[Carolab]

45. No problem.

Think about "In a Gadda Da Vida" instead.

[chickenscratching]

46. nope

ashcroft is still reigning supreme

[Kipepeo]

38. More pics of same woman in hysterics

They all scream "Look at ME. Give me ATTENTION! Please somebody, love me!!"

[Zenlitened]

41. Disgusting.

:puke:

[ohio_liberal]

42. She's tweaking big time

Another one who lost her damn mind

[JetJaguar]

51. This one is sane. Just a shill.

It appearers she's a freelance photographer named Veronica Puckett,
manufacturing some news.





The following businesses or individuals have applied for occupational licenses in Hillsborough and Pinellas counties.

...

The Natural Image, free-lance photographer, Veronica Puckett, (address) 59th St. N, 33709.

-St. Petersburg Times (Florida)
May 29, 1989, Monday, City Edition



Wonder if she is under contract?

[Kipepeo]

57. wow

i wonder if she set up her camera on a timer to get some shots of her own.

[Zenlitened]

54. She even has her own Jesus Impersonator at her side.

[CitySky]

55. the correct caption for these might be

Matthew 6:5, sadly.

[Deja Q]

60. Man, she really needs a date more than I do!

:wow:

:hide:

[Blue Belle]

62. I was wrong...

The very bottom pic is "raise your hands... Raise your hands if you're SURE!"

Either that or "look at my breasts! Worth every penny!"

[chickenscratching]

44. does this make you think of southpark

when they eat with their asses and shit out their mouths?

[Iris]

47. Did you happen to see South Park last night?

What timing.

[chickenscratching]

49. yea, no kidding

i really enjoyed it. especially since satan was the one that wanted Kenny alive and god wanted him kept off life support.

out of curiosity, a lot of people disagree with me on this, but I thought the previous episode (with wing) alluded to the terri schiavo case as well (but not til the end and it was very subtle), what do you think?

[Iris]

50. I didn't catch that one, but I wouldn't be surprised. Do you

remember what it was?

I actually fell asleep with the tv on and caught the end of this one. It was a bit surreal!

[mediaman007]

48. "Walmart isn't going to shut down for the funeral?"

[Kerrytravelers]

52. Now what are we going to laugh at? The freak show is taking down the tents

[mopaul]

53. church girls gone wild!!!!!

[roguevalley]

56. I truly hate the way these people fling themselves around when they

'pray'. I will NEVER go to a church that flounces and carries on like this. Its pretentious and retarded IMO.

[Deja Q]

58. Look ma, I'm practicing to be a doxy!

Now where's that rest stop again? :o :wow:


:hide:

[Donailin]

59. LOL!

Jeeze, you nailed that one.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

61. It's just another bad case of the vapors

...or is that vaporLOCK?

Either way, it seems to be a major malfunction...

[Blue Belle]

63. Got Jesus?

O8)

[Dukkha]

64. "I'm an attention WHOOOOOOORE!"

Do these cultists realize how fucking STUPID they look.
You're not impressing anyone drama queen bitch!

Where's Simon Cowell when we need him?

[chookie]

65. Seriously. Some questions, if anyone can answer them

Does anyone know what this woman and the people around her *think* she is doing? What is their interpretation of this kind of behavior?

Anyone venture to guess what sect she belongs to?

Gee, does anyone else think the guy on her right is a dead ringer for the guy who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart?

It's hard to know where religious fervor ends, and pathology begins. I'd say there is quite an overlap, which may go far to explain why all these fundie women are brutally murdering their kids -- because no one in their social context recognizes their strange behavior as pathological, because they put a religious interpretation upon it.