Repost: 18 Things We Learned From the Schiavo Case

[Liberal Veteran]

Just for those who might have missed it last Thursday when I posted it.

1) Jeb Bush, George W. Bush, and Tom Delay are all world renowned neurologists.

2) 22 successive court battles that all ended in exactly the same way means there is something wrong with the courts, not the Schindler's case.

3) Mike is after money which is why he turned down 1 million dollars and 10 million dollars to sign over guardianship.

4) Congress and the State Legislature of Florida has nothing better to do than pry into the private medical affairs of others.

5) Pulling life support is bad in Florida when authorized by the legal next-of-kin, but pulling life support is good in Texas when you run out of money and the mother pleads not to pull the plug on her baby.

6) Medical diagnoses are best performed by watching highly editted videotape made by Randall Terry rather than in person by trained physicians.

7) Minimum wage making nursing assistants are more qualified to diagnose a persistant vegetative state than experienced neurologists.

8) Cerebral spinal fluid is a magical potion that can mimic the entire functions of a missing cerebral cortex.

9) 15 years in the same persistant state is not really enough time to make an accurate diagnosis.

10) A feeding tube that infuses yellow nutritional goop is not really "life support".

11) Jesus was wrong when he said that a man and woman should leave their parents and cleave only to each other.

12) Marriage is the most sacred of all unions, except when it isn't.

13) Interfering in a family's private tragedy is a great reason to cut short a vacation, but getting a memo that warns a known terrorist is determine to strike inside the US is cause to relax and finish up some R&R.

14) Pro-lifers are really compassionate people which is why they are hoping that Michael Schiavo dies a horrible painful death.

15) The Supreme Court of the United States and the State Supreme Court of Florida mean "Maybe" when they are saying "No!".

16) Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a bleeding heart liberal.

17) 7 Supreme Court Justices were appointed by republican presidents, so it's Clinton's fault.

18) A judge who makes rulings based on the law is obviously an atheist, liberal, democratic activist even though he is a conservative, republican, Southern Baptist.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Defintely worth the repost and nominating again

[Goblinmonger]

2. 19.

Spending time to write and vote on legislation that will apply to only one person in the country is more important that holding hearings that would look into the quagmire that is Enron, Haliburton, or the WMD fiasco.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Nominated. Wonderful.

[trotsky]

4. Another nomination.

Well done.

[beyurslf]

5. A must read for all!

[yourout]

6. kick

[Just Me]

7. I'm glad you re-posted.

Bottom-line: have we lost all sense of reason?

The right-wing really has waged war on reason in its pursuit of power.

[Greylyn58]

8. Kick!!

:kick:

[etherealtruth]

9. Excellent (n/t)

[Lauri16]

10. Can I email that to people?

I'm in a shit-disturbing mood! :woohoo:

[Liberal Veteran]

11. Sure thing.

I am very pleased with that little list of mine.

[Lauri16]

12. Awesome, thanx!

:)

[B Calm]

13. Very good post. It's hard to pick, but like #13 best..

[Discord]

14. nice post!

[KansDem]

15. All good points, but No. 13 really got me thinking...

again.

And angry...again.

Thanks!

[Animy44]

16. Loves It!!!!

[intheflow]

17. I missed it the first time.

Thank you for reposting. That was brilliant. :thumbsup:

[Blue_In_AK]

18. You nailed it. n/t