Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog!

[thedevilinthedetails]

Yes, it's true:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050331/ap_on_fe_st/dog_doo_robber

[RobertSeattle]

1. Story is missing a 4th paragraph

The gunman then headed home to his Mother's house and logged into FreeRepublic.com

:evilgrin:

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Funny story till he actually fired the gun at the dog...

...and we find out he's evidently still at large. Hope they catch him. He sounds dangerous, all laughs aside.

[thedevilinthedetails]

3. "Funny story till he actually fired the gun at the dog..." - No Shit! eom

[mattclearing]

10. Dangerously stupid. n/t

[jojo54]

4. The shit hits the fan again!

:crazy:

[swimmernsecretsea]

5. Wow! This became true...

It used to be an urban legend. I heard about someone who'd grabbed a bag from a woman who was out walking her dog. She reportedly said, "I only wish there'd been more in it."

Now, why'd he try to kill the dog? That's just stupid.

[DulceDecorum]

6. A Fish called Wanda meets reality.

[Pool Hall Ace]

7. Wow. Is insanity an epidemic in this country?

I'm so glad Misty and her person were unharmed.

[Warpy]

8. I just hope it was a Sak's bag, at least

you know, something to get his hopes WAY up.

I hope they get that little bastard, and soon. He needs to be off the street.

[ohio_liberal]

9. What's even more funny

is that the AP is using the word "poop" in an article. :D