had to laugh at just how low American "culture" has sunk . . .

[OneBlueSky]

from this morning's NY Post (which I read ONLY for the sports) . . . this one's a three-striker . . .

"Meanwhile, Tony Danza (Strike 1) made an "American Idol" (Strike 2) wannabe's dream come true yesterday -- introducing Mikalah Gordon to John Agnello, the grandson of the late 'Teflon Don' John Gotti and one of the stars of A&E's reality show, 'Growing Up Gotti.'" (Strike 3)

how lo-o-o-o-o-w can we go-o-o-o-o-o? . . . :)

[BlueEyedSon]

1. (Strike4) that this 3-strike news was even REPORTED in a major paper!

[NYCGirl]

2. Strike 5. The NY Post is not a major paper; it's birdcage liner. NT

[BlueEyedSon]

3. 1. City of origin. 2. Circulation

[Devlzown]

4. Reminds me of karaoke at this bar

I go to sometimes. There's this guy who likes to sing the Elton John tune 'Tiny Dancer'. Except he likes to sing "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." Most everyone at the bar sings along with him.

[BlueEyedSon]

5. You mean the lyrics AREN'T "...Tony Danza"?

(whacks forehead)