mr. bush, I'm with the Democratic Underground & I'd like to ask you.....

[mopaul]

....what would you ask the monkey president if you were covertly placed in the room, like a certain fake reporter/male whore we all know?

myself, maybe, 'mr. bush, do you now regret kissing the asses of the christian conservative zealots, now that they've come home to roost'?

or maybe, 'do you ever, ever, ever ever ever ever, actually plan to attend even one u.s. soldier's funeral, like fucking EVER'?

[catzies]

1. Did Poppy kill JFK? Was 9/11 an inside job? Did you kill Wellstone?

That's 3, because you didn't say, "Only one question." :evilgrin:

[mopaul]

2. whatever happened to that guy, whatsisname, who attacked new york?

his name slips my mind, but, whatever happened to dead or alive?

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Watch it Dude!!!

Extreme Jayjuz is watching you like a hawk!

He's watching EVERYBODY!

Send me $10.00 and I'll put in a good word for ya!

[opihimoimoi]

32. VELCOME HOME Hubert my MAN......

Watch that ticker and go easy on these guys...LOL

[Hubert Flottz]

37. Thanks for the welcomes!

Ticker seems to be ticking along pretty good now! Been busy breaking in the new fishin' dog! He goes on point when he sees a big fish! He trees one once and a while too!

Hey...who the hell is this DUer that's calling himself "Deleted Message"? I've been seeing that he's posting more than anybody else here! That sucker even posted a bunch of times on this thread! He don't seem like he has a whole hell of a lot to say though! Must be a silent partner! Must be an airhead!

[opihimoimoi]

40. Worse, might be a Bimbo Airhead AKA Anna Nicole Smith

Tell that dog of yours ain't got no fish in them thar Trees.

Pointing at large fish, now thats worthy of a picture....lol

[Cleita]

4. You know they would never let you near him unless they

wrote out the questions you were supposed to ask him like that certain fake reporter/male whore. I would like to see him have to answer questions one day though by a judge or grand jury that weren't prepared ahead of time by his lackys. I also think the shackles and the orange jumpsuit would be a nice touch as well.

[BreweryYardRat]

26. We talking treason trial here?

If so and we can legally argue that his actions fall under "treason in time of war"...

[Cleita]

36. Treason is good. Right now I wish those who can would

throw everything at him and see what sticks and there is a lot to throw. Between treason, war crimes and racketeering, something should result in an indictment.

There are those who have argued with me that to put a sitting President on trial undermines the Presidency. In Bush's case, a President who gained his position through election cheating isn't a real President to begin with IMHO. Also, maybe future Presidents need the lesson to know what can happen to them if they abuse their office and power.

[MissWaverly]

5. my question for GWB

Why do you think the insurgents are less active now that Have-it-all, I mean, Halliburton is leaving?

[Minstrel Boy]

6. I don't have any questions for him,

I just have some fucking answers.

[jeanarrett]

7. I would ask him. . .

would you like to go to an AA meeting with me? You'll meet some of the most real people you've ever met and we can get this mess of yours under control. Just give it over to your higher power, like the people of the United States of America.


On edit:

When the worst hangover of my life is over. Namely, you GWB, Loser.

[mopaul]

8. w is the kind of guy you'd like to smoke crack with

cause he can't have a beer

[Swamp Rat]

10. Have you seen this person?

[mopaul]

9. why do you use the dead for political gain?

you rode reagan's corpse like a surfboard to glory, you use the near dead mrs. schaivo like a human football, you sacrifice the lives of 1,560 g.i.'s, you take the live of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, most executions ever for a texas governor, what death cult to you sacrifice to?

[adwon]

11. Can you spell integrity?

[mopaul]

12. how well do you know jeff gannon, & did you ever hire his services?

stud boy

[KitchenWitch]

13. Mr. Bush, if this war in Iraq is so great for our people

why are your daughters not over their helping to fight it?

[mopaul]

14. how often do you and joe LIE berman kiss?

and who in the GOP is or isn't gay?

[DistressedAmerican]

16. Not As Often As Jo Jo Would Like!

[mopaul]

17. georgie and joe, sittin' in a tree

the two of them have always struck me as slightly nancyish.

[DistressedAmerican]

19. Thought Really Didn't Cross My Mind Until The Now Famous

Winnebagos... Sorry, KISS OF DEATH!

Nominating! Great thread!

[mopaul]

15. what oil bearing muslim nations will we be conquering next?

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Does Lesbian Sex Turn You On (even though it is gay)?

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[KlatooBNikto]

23. When do you plan to become a Muslim and take the mandatory four

wives, starting off with Condi?Does Osama have a nice Himalayan cottage available for your honeymoon with Condi?

[Devlzown]

24. How long until our next terror attack?

Will Osama still be free 4 years from then?

[purji]

25. How many times have you been arrested?

Theres a web site some where that will give you money to ask that.
It would be the first bit of money I'd see from the bushies. Oh wait,I forgot that $300 a few years ago. :eyes:

[jhain]

27. Do you want a pony ride?? n/t

[toad12]

28. Would you like a pretzel? (eom)

[GalleryGod]

29. Are You a Closet Queen or Just A Limp Dick?

:sarcasm: :popcorn:

[Just Me]

30. What meds are you on? n/t

[mopinko]

31. how did you steal ohio?

and fla, and pa, and....
bonus question- is katherine blackwell good in bed?

[johnfunk]

33. "Hey, Monkey Boy! How d'y'all feel now that ...

... Terri Schiavo's dead husk has pulled the feeding tube from the GOP and the Bush Family Evil Empire?

[Sparkly]

34. "What was that hump?"

Follow-up: "Do you reeeeally honestly believe you're qualified to be president, of ANYthing?"

[ohtransplant]

35. to explain the truth about your National Guard Service

and what really happened to all the records? As a follow up, tell us about your experiences with drugs and alcohol.

[Straight Shooter]

38. Hey, george, have you finally thought of one mistake you've made?

:nuke:

[Greylyn58]

39. Mr. Bush....How is it

you can stand on National TV and comment on the death of one lone woman in Florida, yet every day since this uncalled for war in Iraq started you haven't expressed any remorse for the thousands of our soldiers and the over 100 thousand Iraqi citizens who have died??

Would you care to comment on that?? :grr:

[Laurab]

41. I'm not a violent person

but still, I'd be afraid of what I'd do if I were placed in a room with "Mr. Bush".

[jayctravis]

42. Yes...Mr. President...

Could you please define the difference between the word "commonsense" and your term "commonsensical" for us please?

[Griffy]

43. Have you read the PNAC doctrine, and do you agree with this policy?

I think its a hook... From there you can go right to the statement about wanting and planning to invade Iraq before 9-11.. and that in fact it mentions such an event would be needed to polarize the people!