I am embarrassed to admit this, but I am really, really, really....

[Daydream_Believer]

....hoping to see crazy, church-going, middle-class white Bush voters rioting in the streets! Especially the triple Bush voters (who voted for Dim Son twice and his brother once).

GOD, can't you imagine it? Beating in shop windows with hardback Bibles!

I can't help it. I am LMAO. :D

[deadparrot]

1. Me, too.

I'm evil. I know.

[Renew Deal]

2. Me three

I'd love to see the cops club and taser some of them.

[Anakin Skywalker]

6. Me Four!

:) I can finally enjoy watching TV news again. Heh heh.

[Daydream_Believer]

7. Hold still, Reverend Jones! I'm charging you with a felony for assaulting

a police officer with a Bible!

****ZZZZZZTTTTTT****

ROFLMAO :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dude_CalmDown]

20. I'm seeing Jerry Falwell shirtless, on the floor, cuffed hands behind...

...his back and as disgusting a sight as that would be I've still got a smile from ear to ear just picturing it.

[Daydream_Believer]

21. Dude, that's GREAT! I want to see Pat Robertson praying in tongues as he

gets tasered!

"Shandala bro kee tah mahnda falla!"

****ZZZZTTTT****

"Shandala ay karamba!"

:7

[Dude_CalmDown]

3. I share this beautiful daydream with you. - n/t

:evilgrin:

[Daydream_Believer]

8. isn't it grand?

What would they chant?

"No justice, no peace?"

No, they don't believe in peace. Or maybe we could get them to chant it and get them declared insurgents! Terrorists! LMAO.

Um.....help me out here. What's a good rioting white churchgoing Bush voter chant??

[alphafemale]

11. They'd chant..."No! Just Us! No Peace!"

:hi:

Welcome to DU

[Daydream_Believer]

12. No! Just Us! LOVE IT!

Thanks! :hi:

[Dude_CalmDown]

16. "NO! JUST US!"

You've hit it perfectly. That's exactly what these selfish twits would shout.

[panbanger]

4. they would send their kids to do it

They send their kids to get arrested for trespassing, why not teach them how to riot?

[TheModernTerrorist]

9. can anyone say "Children's Crusade"?

nice picture, btw... got ME laughing :-)

[panbanger]

14. thanks!

he was probably thinking something along the lines of "I missed Dora the Explorer for this?!?" but I think my caption represents how about 85% of Americans feel about the situation :)

[Clark2008]

29. Oh, now you're joking!

Boys don't like "Dora!" (well, they do, but they won't admit it. Girls, other than Mom are just "icky!").
Boys want to watch "Jimmy Neutron" and Timmy, oh, I mean "Fairly Odd Parents."

:hi:

(I have one that age - I know. ;) )

[Daydream_Believer]

23. Great picture.

Sad, but funny too.

[RubyCat]

32. "I rode the Jesus Trailer Hitch ride!"

[Longhorn]

5. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Daydream_Believer]

10. Thanks!

I heard Malloy say "democraticunderground" a million times but finally sat down and paid a visit just this week! Wow! A forum for people who are sane. :D

I live in Red State Hell, so this is like drinking cool water from hell.

[Liberal In Texas]

13. No. We don't need chaos. That's silly. n/t

[Daydream_Believer]

15. Are you implying that it's not chaos already??

:wtf:

[Benson]

17. Not going to happen.

They are better behaved than you...
I could see a march, a candel lit vigil...

But anarchy-style riots are not fundie style.

[Daydream_Believer]

19. Are we talking about the same people?

The ones represented by Randall-Murdering-Abortion-Doctors-Isn't-Murder Terry? The ones sending ten year olds to be arrested? The ones parading around with ten-foot crucifixes?

They're better behaved than me? Me who is sitting peacefully in my apartment not bothering anyone or trying to pay anyone to murder Michael Schiavo or robbing a gun store with a box cutter to get a weapon to go rescue Terri with?? They're better behaved than ME?


Whatever, dude. :crazy:

[Clark2008]

30. I like the ones with the big spoons.

That just makes me giggle!

The cross - well, that's so KKK.

:D

[SillyGoose]

18. I'm not, because someone is going to get hurt or killed. n/t

[jdj]

22. I believe that may happen whether they protest openly or not.

they are scheming right now, taking their cues from poodle terry.

[SillyGoose]

24. They managed to rile up the religiously inflamed

and that is a recipe for disaster.

[Daydream_Believer]

25. Like this!

Crazy white churchgoing Bush voters going batshit crazy is FUNNY!

http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_rope/files/voice_mail.mp3

[Dude_CalmDown]

26. I'm on my 9th listen of this and I've already sent it to everyone I know.

"She's get'n out she's gettin out of the - she's beating him with an umbrella HAHAHAHAHA. The other women are getting out n help too. AHAHAHAHAHAAAA - There's one with a little black bag and she's she's Tomahawking him man AAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAAAHA. Ther's another one that's just AHHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA. There's another one AAAHAAAHAAHAHA - she looks like Mother Goose...Oh is she beat'n him AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA...He He's run He's runnin to his car! AHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[Daydream_Believer]

27. She's beatin him with the Bible!! It's a hardback NVI version!!

AAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. I want to see somebody

get run over by Fifth-Wheel Jesus.

[kath]

31. Yeah, ol' Fifth-Wheel Jesus is just too fockin' much. LMAO!!

[shadowknows69]

33. Jesus wants me to have this DVD player!!! n/t