Oh, guess who is the latest to get their nose into the Schiavo matter?

[Bluebear]

'Constitutional scholar' Alan Keyes, front, and attorney Larry Klayman, representing the Right March organization, talk with the media at the Capitol on Thursday, March 24, 2005, in Tallahassee, Fla., as they try to get a meeting with Gov. Jeb Bush to discuss Terri Schiavo.

[maveric]

1. I was wondering when that ASSHOLE was going to surface!

:puke:

[Der Engel der Katzen]

2. Someone needs to tell that carpetbagger not to hang his ties on

wire hangers.

[chelsea0011]

3. The family man who hates his daughter?

[Bluebear]

33. amen

[Lindacooks]

34. BINGO!!!!

We have a winner!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Pass the popcorn

this is getting good....

Let the insanity continue

Oh and yes Jebbie send im the troops, please do it. You really steped in it, and you are gonna loose no matter what

[Left Is Write]

5. Figures.

At least most people know he's a lunatic.

[Guckert]

6. I thought the GOP send him to an abandoned island to die off quietly

after his embarrassing performance against Barack. HA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[FreedomAngel82]

21. I think it shows

they're getting desperate if they're dragging him out. Who's next? This show is so full of surpries.

[NYC Liberal]

36. They're gonna exhume Ronnie Raygun and trot out

his body outside the hospice.

"SEE? HE WAS *DEAD* AND HE CAME BACK! NOW WHY COULDN'T THE SAME HAPPEN TO TERRI??"

The MSM and the sheeple would lap it right up, too, without a doubt.

[Bob3]

7. The scraping sound you hear is the bottom of the nut barrel

being reached.

what next? No never mind - I don't want to know.

[gollygee]

8. Geeze - didn't he disown his kid

so now he's going to talk about how important parents are in their adult daughters' lives, right?

[Guckert]

9. the DNC should give him a limo ride to give Jeb any advise he wants.

[CottonBear]

10. Ewww! Not him again.

I suppose he's done kicking his daughter to the curb so now he's got the time to harass a dying woman and her husband.
:puke:

[xray s]

11. next up...UFO's beam Terri up

It's like the whole country is on an acid trip

[rockedthevoteinMA]

13. lol you're right xray. I

I feel as if my head may explode soon...

[CoffeeCat]

12. Maybe Alan Keyes should first resolve his own family situation...

...before he decides to play "Mr. Fix It" with the Schiavo situation.

So frickin typical of the Republican family values crowd.

Their own families are dysfunctional as the day is long--but they'll traipse around the country, positioning themselves into other family matters.

What a crock.

Keyes disowned his own daughter for being gay. We're supposed to believe he cares so much about families, daughters and morals when he willingly cut ties with his own daughter.

These evil mongering walking examples of hypocrisy make me want to hurl a lung.

[FreedomAngel82]

23. I wonder though

the people eating this crap up if they know that about him and his daughter? Well they also think gay's are "evil" and of Satan so they probably think he's a hero. :eyes:

[CoffeeCat]

32. So true!

Wouldn't that be typical of the "Christan Values" crowd to reject one of their own, "Your daughter is gay! Please don't come to our meetings anymore!"

Great point!

[Endangered Specie]

14. I'll bet good money that if it were his daughter were on life support...

:scared:

[H2O Man]

15. I heard last night

that he was taking a stand on this case. He makes a mockery of the balance of powers outlined by the Constitution.

[immoderate]

16. He's there to give coverage to Republicans.

When the fiasco is over, they'll blame Keyes.

--IMM

[fooj]

17. Wonder how hard he'd fight to save his OWN daughter...

:spank:

[Cocoa]

18. they want Jeb to PARDON her

I'm not joking, they're calling on Jeb to PARDON TERRI SCHIAVO.

http://www.earnedmedia.org/sicm0323.htm

[rkc3]

29. Maybe they can pardon me and allow me to live my life's dream

as a starting wide receiver for the Pittsubrgh Steelers.

Stupid fuckers - pardoning her of her brain damage? WTF are these guys thinking? So Jeb is now a faith-healer? Maybe he can pardon his own brother of his idiocy too.

[FreedomAngel82]

19. Oh no

I bet he knows about the "culutre of life" eh Keys? Just like when you kicked your daughter out on the streets?! You SOB.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. They want to get their share of the carrion.

Before the politicians, the media, and the other preachers gobble it all up.

Hyenas.

[Dogmudgeon]

22. Let's also ask Andrea Yates for her Faith-Based opinion

And Susan Smith.

And Charles Manson.

And that's just for starters.

--p!
Christians, all.

[sam sarrha]

24. Keyes is SO Obviously Mentally ILL,,and CONFUSED.!!!

that is why the RepugNuts love him, because they Understand him.

[spanone]

25. The genius himself.

[Catherine Vincent]

26. Oh great! Who called the Messiah?

[ChiciB1]

27. My Best LAUGH Of THIS MONTH!!!.

What a DOOOOFUUUUSSS!!!

[AlCzervik]

28. Send in the clowns.

[w13rd0]

30. Come on Alan...

...we all know, given the chance, you'd pull the feeding tube from a functional, thinking, non-vegetative, gay daughter as soon as she wasn't serving the purposes of your campaign anymore. Quit being a hypocrite. Oh wait, Republican. Never mind.

[LostinVA]

31. Like he really cares about HIS daughter.

Sanctimonious prick.

Good thing Mrs. Schiavo isn't gay -- he would be smothering her with a pillow right now.

[Flammable Materials]

35. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This nuclear jihad circus sideshow keeps getting better and better!

[scarletwoman]

38. "nuclear jihad circus sideshow" -- I LOVE it!

:D Tickled my funny bone, you did...

sw

[Bluebear]

39. And me! Painting with words!

[KamaAina]

37. Great. Now he can settle in Fla. and get his butt whupped down there, too.

It wouldn't matter if his opponent was a one-term dogcatcher from Sinkhole County. He'd still be lucky to get thirty percent of the vote.