Little old lady's bumper sticker

[maxudargo]

I'm waiting to make a left turn into a parking lot - waiting for this tiny old lady in a Honda who's coming the other way rather slowly. Then she slows down even more and finally, belatedly, puts on her right turn signal to indicate she's turning into the same lot I am. So I'm still waiting as she slows almost to a stop before finally, with painful slowness, makes her right turn. Now I'm finally able to turn to follow her, grumbling about this Q-Tip who can hardly see above the dash of her car. I see she has a bumper sticker with something about "kill them all." I move a little closer and it reads

When Jesus said 'Love your enemies' I'm pretty sure he didn't mean you should kill them all.

That was wonderful.

[Steel City Slim]

1. Great

That's great!!!!!

[glitch]

2. Beautiful! Thanks for posting, I needed the smile. nt

[LynzM]

3. Excellent

Sometimes, people surprise you! :)

[LiberalinNC]

4. Who says little old ladies don't have a sense of humor?

Thanks for the laugh! :)

[redqueen]

5. I want one!

Thanks for sharing that. :)

[MuseRider]

6. Q-Tip?

Never, ever heard that before. Good one, I like it. She must be one really awesome old lady. Great story.

[Sal Minella]

12. White hair + White shoes = Q-tip (in Texas) eom

[mongo]

7. I thought you were talking about my mom

who has that same sticker on her honda.... but you're not in Athens/The Plains Oh.

[maxudargo]

8. No, California's Central Valley

That's the first time I'd seen that bumper sticker. Where did your mother get it?

[mongo]

9. My bro-in-law got it for her. I think he got it online

maybe someones cafepress.com site?

[gratuitous]

10. It's from the Church of the Brethren

A very righteous woman named Linda K Williams wrote a song with this lyric. You can get the bumper sticker, or you can order a shirt:

http://www.brethrenpress.com/store/bpress/1063.html

[maxudargo]

13. Thanks

[oldlady]

11. hey

I'm still more of a brillo pad than a q-tip, myself!