Caption Cheney

[Kadie]

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) delivers remarks and participates in a town hall meeting at California State University, Monday, March 21, 2005, in Bakersfield, Calif. The meeting focused on reforming the social security system. (AP Photo/Ric Francis)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050321/480/carf10203212050&e=1&ncid=705

[AlCzervik]

1. "To the right...next question"

[Nostradammit]

7. LOL!!!

Perfect!

[smoogatz]

2. "...And if Granny complains about having to eat cat food...

...tell her to go fuck herself."

[Career Prole]

3. First you locate the teat...it's in the Middle Class...

...then you squeeeeeeeeeeze.

[AllegroRondo]

4. "and as I pulled the trigger, I saw the look of pure terror in her eyes"

[Zhade]

5. "After that last question on Social Security, I think I soiled myself!"

NT!

[FSogol]

6. "Trust me when I say. We will not rest until we have all your money."

[rkc3]

8. Does this sorry piece of shit ever stand up while talking?

I mean seriously, if he's not sturdy enough to stand up while fucking America, let's get someone in there who is. It's one thing to get screwed by an able-bodied Nazi, but a near-invalid makes it even worse.

[FSogol]

9. "Any more questions? Yes, Mr. Gannon..."

[applegrove]

10. I'm packing! Borrowed George Cod-piece from Mission Accomplished

[greenbriar]

11. go fuck yourself

.

[Catherine Vincent]

12. He needs a jock strap....

or something.

[Joz]

16. Dude, is Cheney hung like a horse?

Whoa... maybe we finally found the reason his wife has not divorced him?

[Maru Kitteh]

20. Probably just the shit bags................ well shit bag

C'mon Richard. Empty those things out before you go on camera. Gross.

[bobthedrummer]

13. "Pull my finger."

[Joz]

14. "There I stood, slowly opening the gates of hell."

[TrustingDog]

15. look at his disgusting crotch. omg, I'm tossing my cookies here.

[Joz]

17. Girls do look at the crotch!

I just noticed that the two who brought attention to Mr. Cheney's crotch were girls, all the other guys didn't notice. Haha, caught!! I guess girls do look there. But it's Dick, how could you?? Wait a minute.. I mean..

[Catherine Vincent]

19. shit, you can't help but notice that thing.

There are several pictures out there where Cheney is sitting and his package is exposed. What's his problem? His wife needs to have a talk with him.

[MiniMe]

18. "They don't call me Dick for nothing"