Would you consider this Freeper speak?

[Nightwing]

A member of a strat baseball league I play in forwarded this email to everyone in his address book. This has to be circling the States via Freeperville Express; Here's a choice few snippets:
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains! the names of countries that have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

<Snip>

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

<Snip>

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Go to Hell. God Bless America. Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, Thank a U.S. Soldier!!!!!!!!!

( Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens!
Let's get this to every computer in the USA!!)

[Dookus]

1. of course it's freepspeak

[UdoKier]

2. Of course, and it's extra-stupid to boot.

nt

[Nightwing]

4. Not hard to decipher

Emailed the guy back and asked him not to forward any more crap like that to me. If it has nothing to do with the league we play in, dont bother.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. And we thank our teachers how? Oh, that's right by putting in place

an un funded program and expecting them to adhere to its tenets anyway. I almost forgot that we're that appreciative.

[Blue-Jay]

7. And we thank our soldiers by cutting veterans' benefits.

As well as shafting the ones who are currently in uniform.

(punctuation edit. oy)

[susanna]

5. Tsk, tsk, tsk...

How quickly he forgets. Italy stood by us until...what was it...oh yeah, we killed one of their top security people during a completely botched hostage repatriation.

So now they must be stricken from "The List," huh? That should tell our "allies" how this all works...

[BuyingThyme]

6. "...Go to Hell. God Bless America...."

Confirmed fascist.

[yobbles77]

8. Republicans are psychopaths

Typical RW B.S.

"Let's kill everybody!!"

No wonder the rest of the world can't stand Americans... it's because of the loud-mouthed 51%.

And the sad thing is they don't even realize how demented they are.

[newyawker99]

11. Hi yobbles77!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[latteromden]

9. Actually. List 1 is the UK, Bulgaria, and Australia.

Considering Spain left and Poland is leaving.

That's pretty pathetic.

[Agnomen]

10. Addendum:

"If you can read this, you're not the president"

[LynnTheDem]

12. Yes and No.

No: This email actually deals from the FACT that most nations of the world did not, and do not, support bush's illegal war of aggression against Iraq. MOST freeper rightwingnuts don't know this FACT. So the fact that this email actually deals with a FACT is NOT freeper-speak.

Yes: That the majority of the world chose NOT to violate international law, chose NOT to participate in an illegal immoral war of aggression, and in Canada and Mexico's specific cases also chose to DEMOCRATICALLY follow the will of the vast majority of their own people, and that for this they should be "punished" while at the same time the rightwingnuts claim to be "spreading democracy", is ignorant, stupid beyond f*cking belief and utter hypocritical freeper-speak.

[KayLaw]

13. Didn't Spain back out?

I remember the Freepers getting so upset and boycotting Taco Bell. . . until someone informed them Taco Bell sells Mexican food.

:eyes:

[LynnTheDem]

14. They truly are stupid, aren't they.

And such a total embarrassment to this entire nation.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

15. Canada?

>we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks
>might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Git off mah lawn! -Canada