Dennis Miller, how do those tiny hands of yours...

[TrustingDog]

wipe that Grand Canyon asshole you have?

Anyone else see his 'show' tonight. First time for a while for me and I should know to stay away, he makes me want to choke my tv. Braying interruptive bush licking jerkoff.

[VOX]

1. I **cannot** even look at this breathing pile of excrement any more...

He literally makes me feel like blowing chow -- he's unfunny, desperate, and should know better, which is his worst offense, IMO.

May he be forever adrift within the most obscure eddy in the backwaters of obscure cable television. He's almost there now.

[TrustingDog]

4. and that Horriblewitz was on.

when he said Abu Graib was 'minor' or something to that effect... I wanted to tear off his mustaschio like in the Wild Bunch movie.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Don't ever waste your time watching that nitwit. I would rather

watch dogs being shot to death than see that ugly son of a bitch on my TV screen.

The bastard tries to be a iconoclast. Sorry, but it is impossible to be a rw nutcase sycophant for chimp and cheney and be an iconoclast at the same time.

[TrustingDog]

7. one good thing Miller did for me...

is that his filthy pink moving hole in his scrubby face made me make some reminder phone calls about the 2nd anniversary protest march to the Iraq home invasion on Saturday.

suck on that one, Denny.

[autorank]

3. First, he became the unfunny, funny guy. Then, he became a Republican.

Who wants to listen to a Republican comic? It's like having a neo-nazi therapist. Doesn't work.

[TheFarseer]

5. what ws he saying?

I was listening to Savage tonight and he makes me crazy too. He makes a very good observation and then completely blow the conclusion you should reach! He was talking about China and how theya re going to be a major player in the global economy and how they will be consuming a tremendous amount of resources - yes very true, good point Savage THEN he goes on to say how it's all Theresa Hines Kerry and Bill Clinton's fault!!! How is it more their fault than anyone elses???

sorry that had nothing to do with Dennis, but I guess the connection is that they are both smart people who should know better.

[Anakin Skywalker]

11. If Anything, It is the Fault of the Greedy Capitalists!

They are the ones who, through pure greed and that religion they call Maximizing Profit at the Expense of All Things Decent, gave rise to China. Go to any major chain store. Have a looksee.

[AlCzervik]

6. jesus christ on a cracker, his show is still on?

how in the hell has he not gotten the axe?

[TrustingDog]

8. going to watch 'Lightening in A Bottle', BB King and Rait...

to offset that pool of sewage slime.

[chaz4jazz]

9. remember him on Monday Night Football?

What a freakin' loser. You got to realize then that he was a basically unfunny man. I met the lead writer of his show (when he was a progressive) who actually was the brains behind his act. I don't know what he's up to now - probably slitting his own wrists.

Dennis Miller - discard.

You know, he said he switched loyalties because of 9/11. That he was terrified al Qaeda would attack and we needed to be strong militarily, yada yada. Okay, so he freaked out. He's basically a coward and a "girly-man" he's entitled to believe the Bush and his strong arm guys would protect him. BUT, how could he buy into the rest of their scenario? Ignorance? Or, his new wealth?

[Anakin Skywalker]

10. This is Why I Don't Watch

cable TV, my brother! They don't call it the boob tube for nothing!

[Anakin Skywalker]

12. Dennis Miller Jerks Off

to G.W. Bush's speech videos. :)

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Miller used to be a big Bill Hicks fan...

Ironic, huh?

[Mz Pip]

14. Don't worry

In addition to you, only about 5 people watched that show.

He's not funny or even mildly interesting. I give him another couple of months before he gets cancelled.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Warren Stupidity]

15. its on like "cnbc"

where a .00000001 rating is enough. His crap could run forever. It is just filler on a dead cable channel.