Man goes on rampage, kills over 100,000

[mopaul]

A man identified as george walker bush, of washington d.c., went on a murderous rampage and ordered over 100,000 innocent men, women, and children murdered beginning in the year 2002 until 2005. No known motive has been established and the suspect remains at large.

[whistle]

1. Gee, I missed that headline

[linazelle]

2. That's not news--Michael Jackson is a pervert! Stay tuned...n/t

[Inte11ectual]

41. funniest post ive ever read linazelle, nt

[Donailin]

3. yeah, right?

it's only criminal if you aren't the president.

[moodforaday]

17. That's Nixon

Didn't Nixon say "When the president does it, it’s not
a crime"?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

26. Same thing Saddam will use as his defense. It's really all about who

spends more on weapons of mass destruction. Saddam was small beans compared to the chimps associates.

[wryter2000]

49. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Lone Pawn]

4. LOL.

That's awesome and horrifying at the same time.

[Clark2008]

5. Bush, 59, of Crawford Texas, is said to be a religioius

fundamentalist; however, no one is quite certain what church the suspect attends.
Neighbors in Congress said Bush appeared to be "the quiet type" with "very little to say."
"I was stunned," said Congressional neighbor Tom Delay. "He wouldn't speak often, but when he did, everyone of us in the Republican House would jump up and agree, wholeheartedly. We never questioned his jugdment."

...

[mopaul]

7. he was recently said to be despondant over not getting his way

and is said to be heavily armed and extremely dangerous and unstable.

[linazelle]

9. The perpetrator is a drug addict, sociopath and tends to stumble

over his words when he speaks. He is quite clumsy and has fallen on pretzels and off bikes and segueway transporters. He has a fake Texas accent. Despite this, he is a dangerous man, mainly because travels with a gang who will accost you if you confront him.

[Clark2008]

11. This group of enablers, as well as the "charm" he allegedly

has over both the media and the court system has allowed him to remain on the lam for more than five years.
Others believe his "charm" is more akin to his father's ability to buy and sell people, information and favors at a moment's notice.
"He certainly isn't very bright," said Ms. American Taxpayer. "He's always coming up with some hair-brained, get-the-rich-richer-quick scheme. Usually at the expense of those who have the least money.
"I kept thinking that one day this would all catch up to him."

[mopaul]

14. he seemed like a nice guy

and neighbors are absolutely shocked that the man they call their friend could be such a heartless, cold blooded mass murderer.

he walked his little black dog every day and waved, always smiled, i'd have never thought it of him. you think you know a person, and then, this.

[linazelle]

34. But there was that time he dropped that dog...make you wonder...

:silly:

[TrustingDog]

42. he wasn't the nice quiet neighbour most serial killers...

pretend to be. He was obnoxious, strung out, compassionless, witness, and liked to blow up frogs with fire crackers as a child and generally laugh at death and suffering and poverty. Case book study let loose on the world.

[Vinca]

6. What? No motive??

What about the WMD??? Oops . . . I forgot. Those sites weren't guarded and, whaddaya know, someone stole the equipment to make nukes and bad germs and now we know we're more screwed than ever. (Or, from the perspective of a red state voter, "Thank you, Mr. Dubya." . . . okay, you can vomit now.)

[ultraist]

19. The motives are THEFT and a lust to maintain POWER

Suspect stands to gain ENORMOUS SUMS of money and control over the Middle East's oil fields.

[Minstrel Boy]

8. Breaking: suspect holds six billion hostage.

Can't find anything on CNN, though....

[nostamj]

10. was there ONE pretty white pregnant girl in that 100,000?

thought NOT!

[peacetalksforall]

12. He often receives directions and prompting electronically. n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

47. He obeys these private voices which tell him what to do.

Other schizophrenic symptoms include grandiosity, paranoia and anti-social behavior.

[Career Prole]

13. "He just seemed real neighborly..."

"...the type of person you might want to sit and have a beer with", said one woman who asked to be identified only as "Judith".

[burythehatchet]

28. you stole my line...

:thumbsup:

[demnan]

15. He's not of Washington, D.C.

where he has a home he occasionally occupies. He's of Midland, TX.

[Karenina]

23. Puhleeese!

Do NOT insult our Lieblings in Tejas!!!! :spank: Thet *axcent be a FRAUD!

Where's that damn DJ when you need 'em? LAURA NYRO!!! FLIM-FLAM MAN!!!

[gumby]

16. This title (and thread) is absolutely marvelous.

It smuck me upside the head. You know, one of those DOH! moments. nominated!

btw mopaul, "Saddam, Saddam, Saddam, Saddam" is one of my all time favorites. Don't go anywhere without it.

[Karenina]

18. Tell ya what, Mo

That 100,000 standard currency, lowball figure is an ABSOLUTE INSULT to those traumatized and in mourning. Dare to conjecture with a model and the Amis SCREECH their "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS" mantra to high heaven like Banshees.

Truth be told, 'Murika got a good solid quota of dumbed-down kids in Iraq, hyped-up to kill 'em some sand niggers for *gebus. One sharp tacks speak:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x112261

but it seems y'all's *CM don't pay much attention.

A CONSERVATIVE 1/4 MILLION DEAD so far. All that shooting, new toys to play with, poison in the air, water and food, open sewers and dead people add up fast.

REAL FAST.

Auntie K's caption for the picture of the Iraqi toddler we all know so well

THE BLOOD OF THIS CHILD'S PARENTS IS ON *YOUR* HANDS

50% of Iraq's population is LIVING, BREATHING CHILDREN. There are HORRIFIC birth defects from the poisons the U.S. has so blithely scattered about. (Just a little reminder to those oh-so-concerned about "human life"). Your soldiers from GW1 brought that reality back to you over a decade ago, yet the warning has so far gone unheeed. Your TROOPS will bring back to you the MINDLESS VIOLENCE that has been perpetuated against others in your names.

LynntheDem can bring anyone confused up-to-speed.

[ultraist]

20. That's why I read LynntheDem's threads, to stay current on the FACTS

;) I think she should be declared our "official" Iraq expert.

[ConcernedCanuk]

21. Purty sad when even a Canuk knows who ur talkin' about . .

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before even lookin at the thread . .

:scared:

[K8-EEE]

22. The Suspect Is A Member Of A Strange Cult...

which believes that they must dominate the Universe, and has delusions of saving the planet through acts of mass violence.

[distressedsister]

46. That Subjugates Its Women

[kittenpants]

24. Neighbors have noted he seemed uncharacteristically stressed

over the past few months and kept complaining that everything seemed to be such "hard work."

[mopaul]

25. he hosted t-ball games with kids

my kid even played t-ball on the white house lawn with the guy. it's really unsettling to know that a child murderer was with my kid.

[Mika]

27. Known to have scars around the eyes, nose, and chin

Also, has frequent outbreaks of boils on the face area. Subject also known to suffer blackouts and extreme mood swings.

[understandinglife]

29. Known to read to children while thousands are vaporized. (nt)

Peace.

[dhinojosa]

30. Currently squats at his parents' old home living off of taxpayer's money.

[proud2BlibKansan]

31. LOL

Great post!!

[Swamp Rat]

32. Prove it!!!

:D

[Karenina]

33. WHOOMP!

Dey it is...

[mopaul]

43. wow

that looks just like me!

[LibDemAlways]

35. Suspect is married to the former

Laura Welch who, as a teenager, left a classmate dead in an auto accident. He is the father of twin girls, Jenna and Barbara, who refused to comment publically for this story. However, friends reported that when told of their father's involvement in this crime, Jenna said, "Wow. Like, that's so not cool." Barbara laughed and added, "Our dad's always screwing up...but we love him anyway."

The suspect's father, George HW Bush, has been spending considerable time with Former President Clinton, and was unavailable for comment. However his mother, Barbara, said, "My beautiful mind simply can't fathom such a thing. You are all monsters for picking on my son. I'm finished with you. Go away."

Other relatives are in jail or rehab, and a family spokesperson says there will be no further statements.

Suspect is now incarcerated awaiting a bond hearing. He was arrested without incident at his home on Pennsylvania Avenue and has reportedly been visited in jail by Condoleeza Rice and Jeff Gannon. Gannon and Rice were with the suspect in his bedroom when agents burst in and arrested him. He was wearing only a sheet when agents led him in handcuffs to a waiting car.

[blue neen]

36. He has a strange fascination with doctors' lives.

He talks about them "practicing their love with their patients."

[UTUSN]

37. Ordinarily, I Would Hit "Alert"

on threads appearing to be "vanity" or "personal" or "satirical" or "comedic"----------but, as usual, a mopaul thread says it ALL for me.

[Hobarticus]

38. The death of one is a tragedy, the deaths of a million a statistic...

Another charmer, Stalin, came up with that one.

[NightTrain]

39. Yeah, but the queers can't marry, so that makes it all right.

Do I really have spell these things out for you?

[dxstone]

40. says Jesus made him do it!

Poor lil' President Pinhead; why's everybody always pickin' on him?


But... he's STILL #1 with super-rich fascists everywhere!
...and they're they only ones that count anyway...

Listen, anyone wanna get drunk for the next 3 1/2 years or so with me? C'mon over to
http://www.presidentevilonline.com
I've got some beer and crackers, a bit of the old "carnubial accoutrements and fineries" and a trained pig who can play the pennywhistle, name o' Skip... we could spend a fine and pleasant time together, and it's completely pants-optional!...so come one, come all!
Watch Dick Cheney's Head Exploding!
http://www.presidentevilonline.com/sn_explosion.html
See Michael Jackson Decaying Before Your Very Eyes!
http://www.presidentevilonline.com/sn_jacko.html
Let Donald Rumsfeld Pummel You Into Unconsciousness With His Bare Hands!
http://www.presidentevilonline.com/rummy.html
Hope to see ya all there!
D
"A man who would forsake liberty for security is a total idiot jerkweed doofus, that's for sure." --Benjamin Frankin

[mopaul]

44. love the animations

first laugh of the day

[dxstone]

45. Thanx, man...

This post of yours was brilliant! Lovin' it...
I'll kick it if I can; not sure they've given me such privileges yet...
D

[autorank]

48. New international profiling: RWI (Ruling While White)

OK, flame away but I think it's funny.


Where are their sheets and hoods?