It's been 1571 days since Dick Cheney's last heart event! . . .

[OneBlueSky]

Is Dick Cheney Dead Yet?
http://www.isdickcheneydeadyet.com/

[Me.]

1. But Who's Counting

aside from us? Also I question how a person can have heart problems when they don't have one?

[Snotcicles]

2. Seems more like 1837 days to me n/t

[AndyTiedye]

6. Last Time Was When He Fell on a Wooden Stake While Duck Hunting

Now he just sits there and they bring the ducks to him and release them for him to shoot.
http://www.hsus.org/legislation_laws/wayne_pacelle_the_animal_advocate/cheneys_canned_kill_and_other_hunting_excesses_of_the_bush_administration.html

and none of the following items are permitted within one (1) mile of the Vice President:

[whistle]

3. That mechanical heart must be working like a dream....

...see, socialized medicine does work!

[SouthernDem2004]

4. Another sick thread....

[AnnInLa]

12. Whatcha mean?

Huh?

[Conservativesux]

5. Cheney acutally has a heart? Coulda fooled me!

[DELUSIONAL]

7. Unless he had a heart transplant -- in an undisclosed location.

This criminal gang seems to be able to loot whatever they want -- why not a heart?

[kcass1954]

15. Read "Heart Seizure" by Bill Fitzhugh.

Basically, the president has a heart attack and needs a transplant, but the admin won't let the public know. They find a suitable donor, but the heart has already been earmarked for a little old lady. The FBI steals the heart, but the woman's son steals it back, and off they go on a road trip. It's hilarious!

[Coventina]

8. I swear I saw him at a local restaurant fri night

My whole family was celebrating my grandmother's b-day when my bro spotted him in the corner.

Now we know where the "undisclosed location" is..."The Calico Cow" in Phoenix Arizona!
:D

[dave123williams]

9. He has a heart?

[hopein08]

10. Speaking of Darth Vader...

my family was having a nice dinnertime conversation about Cheney's recent statement that W has a "mandate" to go for private...oops, I mean personal...accounts and changes to Social Security. I asked how that could be true when W swore in every direction for the whole campaign that he would NOT privatize. But my dad came up with the best line...

"Maybe he got a vision during his last tune-up."

I love the choice of words!

[AnnInLa]

11. I always figured he would have another "heart event"

about 2 years into this second term, necessitating his "resignation for health reasons and to spend more time with the porn-wife" allowing the chimp-king to appoint whomever he pleased as VP for the last 2 years. The chimp-king's appointment, naturally, would be the person rove & co. wants to be the next pres. Two years would give Frist or Santorum a lot of time on the national stage to consolidate his power, and claim experience as a leader of the country. You just know chimpy and rove are not going to stand by and see McCain or Rudy as the next repuke candidate.

[GraysonDave]

14. That would actually be a sound strategy

I could see them trying to pull that one off. I'll remember your post when it happens.

[leesa]

13. One can hope. Are you sure he has a bad heart? Or is this yet another

GOP lie to allow him the freedom to operate out of the public eye?