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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 11:55 AM
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This presidential moment needs a caption!
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DireStrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 11:56 AM
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1. "I've got one hand in my pocket...
And the other one giving a high-five... what? Nobody wants to touch me?"
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 11:56 AM
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2. What dead soldiers? 1,500? Nah, not that I had heard
:shrug:

/bastard
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 11:57 AM
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3. Hmmm..
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 11:57 AM
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4. Eh? I can't hear you Sonny! My hearin' aid fell out!
He looks like he is 80 years old! Look at those Jowls and that white hair...
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 11:59 AM
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5. that line I just snorted made my ears ring....
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:00 PM
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6. he has more odd pictures with his legs
it is like they are rubber,..........so often just dont look right
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:07 PM
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10. Hmm...no HUMAN has a stride that long...
Photographic proof that when the alien overlords come, they'll start off masquerading as humans--or primates, at least. :P

Agreed, though, it looks very weird.
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:00 PM
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7. I hear America crying...
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:01 PM
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8. Okay, now we need someone fromt he audience to "pose the President".
Just move his arms, legs and body around as he talks and says his lines. Remember, he can't move unless you move him!

A little joke for the Who's Line fans out there.
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:02 PM
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9. I feel pretty... oh so pretty and witty and gay!
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:08 PM
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11. "I can't hear you, I have a thumb in my ear."
"I still can't hear you I have a . . . bzzzt*click* -- uh, sure, Karl right away, sir."
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:08 PM
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12. "I'm a fucking traitorous piece of shit!" - n/t
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:09 PM
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13. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
:argh:
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TOOLZ Donating Member (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:12 PM
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14. "What's that, God? Kill all the Muslim folks?"
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:12 PM
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15. "Gimme an 'A'!
I can't heeeearr yoooooouu!"
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:15 PM
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16. "Hey, there's some o' them military folks.
Heil Hitl--oops, wrong salute! Ah'll touch mah head t'make it look halfway raht. Hope nobody notices, heh, heh."
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quiet.american Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:23 PM
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17. "It's fun to stay at the Y - M - C - A....!" n/t
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MsUSA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:40 PM
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18. Reminds me of Reagan's hands cupping the ears as in, can't
hear what you're asking. Remember that???
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OrlandoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 12:45 PM
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19. "WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN BUSHAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER!"
...Although that expression on his face makes him look like one of the (aptly-named) Bushwackers.
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