Proof that the draft is coming ...

[hack89]

new registration form

http://www.draftregistration.us/

[neuvocat]

1. Look at this part:

ATTENTION ALL AMERICAN MEN & WOMEN AGED 16-45

It wasn't that long ago that men who were 18 had to register. My how things have changed so suddenly.

[Demonaut]

4. lol, do you have "adverse-to-deathism"

then register!

[hang a left]

2. that is bullsh*t...

didn't the lingo strike you as odd?

[Itascapark]

3. pure bullshit

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[CatholicEdHead]

7. It's fake

look at the bottom. From whitehouse.org

[kliljedahl]

15. Whitehouse.org is one of my favorite sites

[Generic Guy]

8. bush will just lock us up

bush will just lock us up if we riot in the streets. Then he will send more and more young people to die to line his pockets. Meanwhile us pesky libs will rot away in concentration camps.

[hack89]

10. You need to lighten up a little..

It is so obviously a parody that I didn't think it necessary to point it out.

[Warpy]

16. Nah, a draft will be sold as a "special skills" draft

meaning "Whew! I guess they won't come for ME!" There won't be rioting in the streets because people will think that since they aren't nurses or doctors, they'll be safe from it.

Well, surprise. Even if it's sold this way, it won't be written this way.

At this point, Fuckwit has no choice. He's misused the Guard, extended tours indefinitely, and called old geezers out of retirement. He's sent old guys who haven't fired a gun in 30 years to a war zone. He's running out of bodies very quickly, and patriotic youth in the heartland and desperate youth in the ghettos haven't been nearly as dumb as he thinks they are.

Besides, he's promised that he won't back a draft. If that isn't a clear indication that it's inevitable, what is?

[Cuban_Liberal]

6. Did you notice the parody site links at the bottom?

:eyes:

[Katherine2]

14. My first clue was the part

where you could check that you suffer from queer plague or anal cysts. But it is pretty funny.

[whistle]

9. Ohooo, I like that, specialty, knocking down buildings

[Inland]

11. Did you click the link for conscientious objector status? nt

[Behind the Aegis]

12. It's a parody!

Read the registration form!!! Under race..."brown (all flavors)". At the very bottom, it says it is a parody. It is actually pretty funny!

[hack89]

13. No kidding! nt

[Goldeneye]

17. look what I got for registering

[Wickerman]

18. oh crap

Your Draft Number is "28122-CRUSADER-408"

[sendero]

19. The draft..

.... will be the beginning of the end for our PNAC adventures, and I suspect even the evil-dumbass PNACers know it.

Americans wax patriotic as long as its somebody else's life that is disrupted, someone else's blood is spilled - a draft will turn public sentiment against the Iraq war on a fucking dime.

They are going to avoid the draft until there is no other choice - because their timeline will shrink to nothing as soon as it is implemented.

[BigBearJohn]

20. I draft a new name for Chimpy: "HOMER"

no offense to the Simpsons, but it sooooooo fits

[yorkiemommie1]

21. holding my sides laughing!

thanks for the link!