"The Bush Family Recipe" - - - A Local Letter to the Editor

[UTUSN]

Anti-Shrub letters to the editor surface fairly frequently in my wingnut corner of the world. Here's today's:

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THE BUSH FAMILY RECIPE


To the editor:

Here is the BUSH family recipe for governing the United States:


1 Big fat lie about WMDs

1 Huge budget deficit

1 Huge unemployment rate

1 Bad Economy

1 Unnecessary war

1 Retribution on dissenters

1 Torture


Directions: Combine all ingredients, sprinkle in some greed, fear mongering, and dirty campaign tactics and bake into a huge steaming pile. Serve cold over our Bill of Rights. Yummy!

Feeds 62 million UCMs (uneducated conservative masses). Enjoy for the next four years.

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[rkc3]

1. Obviously, the author hates America.

[leftofthedial]

2. and our "freedoms"

[Guckert]

3. and does not remember the lessons of 9/11.

[Demit]

4. which changed everything.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. And the letter writer obviously

sacrifices babies, worships the devil and practices witchcraft!

:crazy:

It's so easy to know what right wingers are going to say! They are completely predictable!

[oblivious]

6. Let me guess their response.

1 Big fat lie about WMDs - Syria's got em.

1 Huge budget deficit - Reagan proved deficits don't matter.

1 Huge unemployment rate - Carryover from the bad fiscal management of the Clinton years

1 Bad Economy - Clinton's fault again

1 Unnecessary war - Look how democracy is thriving in the Middle East.

1 Retribution on dissenters - anti-American, unpatriotic commies

1 Torture - Just frat-style pranks

[Bouncy Ball]

7. About those WMDs

Saddam Hussein's evil third cousin, who is still at large, has been busy putting the WMDs in Bill O'Reilly's "spider hole" if you know what I mean.