Good Morning - Iraqnam

[DoYouEverWonder]

Bomb Hits Baghdad After Headless Bodies Found
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&ncid=578&e=1&u=/nm/20050309/ts_nm/iraq_dc




Iraq insurgents seize initiative
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4317103.stm




US troops 'made Iraq abuse video'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4328615.stm

'Ramadi Madness': Scene by scene
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/news/epaper/2005/03/06/m16a_videoscene_0305.html




http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1433213,00.html
500,000 mass for Hizbullah in Beirut

[DoYouEverWonder]

1. I guess this thread needs a sound track?

THE PUSHER

You know I've smoked a lot of grass
O' Lord, I've popped a lot of pills
But I never touched nothin'
That my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the pusher don't care
Ah, if you live or if you die

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, I say The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With the love grass in his hand
Oh but the pusher is a monster
Good God, he's not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the pusher ruin your body
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, God damn the Pusher
I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Pusher
Gad damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

Words and music by Hoyt Axton (Hoyt Axton? Well I'll be darned)

© Irving Music Inc. (BMI)

http://www.steppenwolf.com/lyr/thpshr.html

[Frederik]

2. Good morning indeed

I love the smell of freedom in the morning...

[frictionlessO]

3. were all gonna die........

this morning I spiked my coffee with hopelessness.

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. and it's 5 - 6 - 7 - 8

open up the pearly gates,
ain't no time to wonder why
whippee we're all gonna die...

[frictionlessO]

6. Ahhh you made me smile, thank you.

:)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

8. You realize that this song will now be following me all day long,

don't you? lol! Worth posting all the lyrics for all of those too young to know it.

Country Joe and the Fish

I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die
(Joe McDonald)

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those reds
The only good commie is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

[Ilsa]

5. It's hard work being this incompetent.

* has to work on weekends sometimes and send out for pizza because he's so busy fucking everything up.

[oc2002]

7. but...but..but..Democracy is Blooming in the Middle East!

Did you not get your media talking points yet?

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. Heck, they even had an election

too bad nobody knows who won.

But we sure do know who the losers are, don't we?

[leftofthedial]

10. Freedom is on the march!

S-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-r like an eagle!