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ANN COULTER (To the tune of "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) MARIA" from THE SOUND OF MUSIC)
SHE LOVES TO FIB AND RILE THE LIBS. HER SKIRT IS BARELY THERE. SHE'S CHUMMY WITH SEAN HANNITY WHO LOVES HER LONG BLOND HAIR I HATE TO STOOP TO RUMOR AND THOUGH THIS MAY BE UNFAIR: I'VE EVEN HEARD SOME PEOPLE SAY SHE'S MANLY...
SHE'LL BROWN HER NOSE FOR BUSHIES BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY HER FIRST SHE'S FULL OF HATE FOR SWARTHY MALES AND BEST WHEN AT HER WORST SO SOMEONE HAS TO SAY IT 'CAUSE THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR ANN COULTER IS A FASCIST OR A NAZI!
I'D LIKE TO ADD MY OWN LITTLE REBUKE ANN COULTER...MAKES ME...PUKE!
HOW DO YOU STOP A HARPY LIKE ANN COULTER HOW DO WE STOP THIS CLOWN AND SHUT HER DOWN? WHAT KIND OF SLUR'S TOO MUCH FOR OUR ANN COULTER? A 'SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY? A FEMALE DOG? A WHORE?
LOOK FOR HER LIES SHE HIDES THEM IN HER ENDNOTES LOOK AT HER THIGHS, SHE'S FLASHING THEM AGAIN BUT SHE'S SUCH A RIGHT WING TOOL BELIEVING THAT HATE IS COOL HOW DO WE FLUSH THIS COCKROACH DOWN THE DRAIN?
OH, HOW DO YOU STOP A SHREW WHO SPEWS SUCH VENOM? OH, HOW DO WE END THE COULTER KIND OF PAIN?
WHEN SHE'S ON THE AIR I CLICK OR HER SCHICK WILL MAKE ME SICK AND I'M TEMPTED TO IMPLODE THE TV SET. SHE'S A FAN OF JOE McCARTHY AND UPFRONT ABOUT HER BIGOTRY SHE'S A DEMON! THE RIGHT'S DIVA! SHE'S ROVE'S PET!
PUT THE LEFT UNDER ARREST AND ADMIT THAT BUSH IS BEST OR SHE'LL THROW A PETTY TANTRUM THAT'S PROFANE SHE'S NOT SUBTLE. SHE'S NOT WISE SHE'S UNBALANCED. CHECK THOSE EYES! SHE'S A SYMPTOM. SHE'S AN ILLNESS. SHE'S INSANE!
HOW DO YOU STOP A HARPY LIKE ANN COULTER HOW DO WE STOP THIS CLOWN AND SHUT HER DOWN? WHAT KIND OF SLUR'S TOO MUCH FOR OUR ANN COULTER? A 'SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY? A FEMALE DOG? A WHORE?
LOOK FOR HER LIES SHE HIDES THEM IN HER ENDNOTES LOOK AT HER THIGHS, SHE'S FLASHING THEM AGAIN BUT SHE'S SUCH A RIGHT WING TOOL BELIEVING THAT HATE IS COOL HOW DO WE FLUSH THIS COCKROACH DOWN THE DRAIN?
OH, HOW DO YOU STOP A SHREW WHO SPEWS SUCH VENOM? OH, HOW DO WE END THE COULTER KIND OF PAIN?
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