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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:20 AM
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Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers
GuardianDonald MacLeod
Tuesday March 8, 2005

The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker.

It may have ruffled a few feathers, but it earned him the coveted Ig Nobel prize for biology awarded for improbable research, and next week he will be recounting his findings to UK audiences on the Ig Nobel tour.

Ducks behave pretty badly, it seems. It is not so much that up to one in 10 of mallard couples are homosexual - no one would raise an eyebrow in the liberal Netherlands - but they regularly indulge in "attempted rape flights" when they pursue other ducks with a view to forcible mating. "Rape is a normal reproductive strategy in mallards," explains Mr Moeliker.

As he recounts in his seminal paper, The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was in his office in the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed into the glass facade of the building. "I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/improbable/story/0,11109,1432998,00.html
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:21 AM
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1. This is what happens when you legalize gay marriage.
/sarcasm
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:49 AM
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5. lol
pretty soon we'll have ducks marrying dead box turtles.
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:32 AM
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2. Think of the children! Drain the ponds now!
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:33 AM
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3. "I swear your honor, I thought she was faking!"
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:48 AM
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4. Maybe it's duck CPR?
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